Water Sammich

Simple shower head
Quick fix no problem mister
Oops, grab the checkbook

xB

Is it a toaster?
Or a box to put stuff in?
Aerodynamic!

KLR

Before they were cool.
Before the internet boom.
I was at the start.

Honey honey

Tried the iron fist
Got me nuthin but trouble
Let's try the honey

Cap10K

It's the Cap 10K.
Austin, Texas in the spring.
Pour me one more drink.

Wasted

It wastes too much time.
To make me more productive.
And fix Lotus Notes.

Memories

Really groovy clothes.
Booze, beer, and mixers for all.
And my date vomits.

Project Fuzzy

Introduce myself?
I'm a man of wealth and fame.
Won't you guess my name!

Hole punch blues

Daddy gotta go
Slap them cuffs on tight now boy
Got the hole punch blues

Feet on the Street

Man swingin' ax said
Twenty seven hundred down
Less feet on the street

Gold

You have to move dirt.
But the gold is always there.
But move lots of dirt.

Wishing

The paint gets closer.
With challenges, not problems.
Worry not; paint dries.

Sign o' the times

Forget the new Benz
Brutha can you spare a dime
Gotta pay the rent

Will Work for Food

More layoffs announced.
Could effect the janitors.
No reason to clean.

Pets

No, I cannot dunk.
I am a bit bow legged.
They call me Baxter.

Spring

Spring brings the flowers.
The flowers bring butterflies.
Speeches bring them too.

Gripper

Palm callous be gone
Magic grippers do the trick
Run with them for fun

SanTan Flats

Biker and country
Barbeque cannon loading
Sunset on the porch

Ode to BJ

You sit quietly.
With a stone face expression.
Or is that plaster.

Cable bill

Times are tough right now
Rabbit ears may re-emerge
Oops forgot cable bill

Nature

Owl to the lizard.
Warm your body, but beware.
I will own the night.

Kelso

Never done a shrug.
Can't even lift a trap bar.
I disgrace the name.

What are friends for?

Why do we have friends.
Close ones are like family.
Ignore them till death.

Bowie's Logic

I am the DJ.
That is what David told us.
I am what I play.

Take Aim

No, not the xB.
Point that thing the other way.
The Rock ant is fine.

Modern Times

We don't need a voice.
The keyboard is good enough.
But not for Kelso.

Childproof

Children are growing
Unscrew the cabinet locks
Katy bar the door

Blue

Nothing but blue skies.
And I am at work today.
Motorbikes drive by.

IJ Youth

Prometheus rocks.
This months nomination waits.
Bye Napoleon.

Omletts?

We put up a box.
We installed a camera.
And wait for nature.

Halls of Justice

Waiting to be called
Must serve the county system
What time is lunch break?

Burn, Baby, Burn

A dangerous toy.
Made safer with a label.
Now kids can use it.

From Light comes Fire

It was a balloon.
I can still see where it was.
Now it is a ghost.

Towering

Biking to San Juan
To the towers we shall climb
Don't be half-wheelin'

Unlocked and Loaded (3)

The greatest burger.
Worth the long drive to Wharton.
Crap, where are my keys?

Youth Memories

All young boys like sports.
Individual and teams.
Another paper?

Comic

Record what we say?
Are you stupid, you moron?
Watch the worlds collide.

Pi Day

Start with a circle.
And express it with numbers.
Mmmmm, delicious Pi.

Ride the Storm

Standing on tiptoes
Hoping you will make the cut
Sorry not this time

The waiting

Anticipation
Of tasty eggs and java
Scrabble in the sun

Lions Paw

Is that a lion?
Pull the torn out of the paw.
Till death do us part.

Locked and Unloaded (2)

The book slams shut, bang!
No front desk but most are checked.
Now where are the rest?

Locked and Unloaded

A place to read books
not to assemble the Glock
bring your card okay

Death of a Pen

Oh, the thrill is gone.
The build up was exciting.
And a big let down.

Piston

Why the hell is that.
It that looks like a piston.
What about I max?

Luck

Just a bit of bad.
I try to plan for the good.
But dumb is the best.

Chili Billy

Loading the cannon
With the best grub in the west
Professional grade

Motorbikin'

Go by motorbike.
The fun way to travel.
I enjoy the solitude.

The Lab

A few components.
Let's do a laser project.
One that can make fire.

Shriner car

Ostriches parade
must be March in AZ cuz
shriners pimp their rides