Green eats

Mmm juicy burger
From rolling grren pasture cows
Professional eats

WTH?

I saw this statue.
Why in front of a cafe'.
Kinda creeps me out.

Hideout

Come to the hideout
Sweet solitude awaits you
Make a beeline boy

Off to the mine

Be careful out there
Workin' salt mine cause you pain
Wrecked and damn near killed

Lonely Box

Here early again.
A gloomy sky starts the day.
Into the salt mine.

Hic...

This weeks dead soldiers.
Each one of them gave their all.
Off to make new ones.

Wren

Simple hideaway
Oh the lucky cactus wren
The simple life I crave

More Food

We're hungry again.
But not for something healthy.
And no monkey place.

Aarrrghhh!!!

No need for hobbies.
A home can entertain you.
The fun never stops.

One of the boys

Hangin' with the bro's
Catchin' the log filtered scent
Baxter is the man

$$$$$

The dishwasher broke.
Then the new dishwasher came.
Kelso wants to help.

Day at the races

Saddle up jockey
Bet the three six quinela
Day at the races

In n Out

Double double fries
Vanilla shake on the side
Double chins galore

Grammar Rock

Conjunction junction.
Sometimes I try to hide things.
What is your function?

SP

Southpark is funny.
A ton better than Homer.
Just watch those three shows.

Kitty

Here kitty kitty
Have a little camper treat
It don't cost nuthin'

Bikes

Bikes bikes bikes bikes bikes.
Bikes bikes bikes bikes bikes bikes bikes.
Bikes bikes bikes bikes bikes.

Hic...

Even Kelso knows.
Sweet liquor eases the pain.
Better than cat nip.

Open Desert

Packed for fun today
Tent camping and spelunking
Three little girls in tow

Bite Into It Becuz it Bites

Time to get extreme.
Aggressive like a wrestler.
But that never works?!?!?

Remember when?

We had cloth napkins.
McCoy filled hotel glasses.
The antelope roamed.

Soldier

Facedown in the mud
The soldier fights for freedom
An inspired son

Food for the Owls

Ah, a tasty meal.
Follow me to the owl box.
I would not make noise.

Tuff Day

We are in strange times.
Where have all the good times gone.
They can't be over.

Sheeeesh

Plink plink plink he heard
Just before the meal was served
Here's your chicken sheesh

Plate

Let's load the cannon.
Where is my Italian friend?
Drinking white clam juice?

Boiiiiing...

Now that Spring has sprung.
It is time to ride the bike.
Motor and pedal!

Over Hare

Easter come and gone
We will never be the same
Hop to it now boy

Black

No good pic today.
Blacker than the blackest black.
We are talking black.

MM (Final Chapter)

My lucky number.
Another meal on the road.
Today I shower.

MM4

False reputation.
And never brings anything.
Let him cork the bat.

MM3

But where will I go.
They say I cannot stay here.
So where can I go.

MM2

Where are all the teeth?
I wish I spoke Hill Billy.
Pass the moonshine, please.

Rock Hard Putty

You need a job done
Call the rock hard champion
Durhams will not shrink

MM

Headin' down the road.
Professional at my side.
And lots of phone time.

More?

We always want more.
When anything is enough.
Enough is enough.

Sealed with a mess

Yo bring out the goop
Gotta seal it dry 'n tight
Wood go down tonite

What the...

Did it jump the shark?
We knew that at Billy Bob's
I see dead people.

Not this $h#± again

Yours doesn't trigger.
That's just an urban legend.
And it's not High Price.

Learn Me

It is fun to learn.
But it makes the day seem long.
Oh boy, here's the food!

Waco

Why take back Waco?
Who would want it anyway?
Worst Tex-Mex ever!

Get UR Geek On!

All boys look at girls.
But not like an engineer.
I don't need "the Net".

Test Drive

Decisions are tough
Take a test drive to be sure
Or hire young talent

Boiiiing...

Spring is in the air.
Flowers, owls, and other stuff.
Ouch, a bee stung me!!!

Wood Sammich

Started with a flood
Then a decorator's flair
Now a wood bankroll

BB&B

We had some free time.
Too windy for the dragon.
Where is Hank the Tank?

Prometh

Yes, I hear a voice.
From the god of hell fire.
He says to burn things.

Hair spray

Unleash the power.
Potatoe or potato.
No matter, wait for the boom.

Skunk Oil

Change the tranny fluid.
Should only take ten minutes.
I kicked the bucket.

Wanda's

Eggs over easy
Bacon crisp and cup o' joe
Wanda dishes it