UW

What was wrong with it?
It was old and not stainless.
They both heat water.

Topper

Put toys on the top.
Then you go for a long ride.
Beer makes me sleepy.

Big bench

Big bench press starts young
Ten pounds and a maxwell please
Stop at twenty reps

Air

It freshens the air.
Would it work in Pagoza?
Very unlikely.

Liar

It earned you starbucks
Now on Pagoza Bar wall
Lars poker no more

Baxter

Learning with my friends.
For family harmony.
Creepy guy watches.

It's Over

As Jerry would say.
It was the summer of George.
Back to the rat race.

Road trip

Wheels rollin' five bells
Black clad biker headin' home
Bringin' hell with him

The Shirt

One more day, old pal.
I know; it's hotter here.
Someday you return.

PB

Interesting place.
Truth; stranger than Pulp Fiction.
Got get the Ten Mile.

Liars

Poker in the front
Liars around the table
Final resting bar

Heavy stuff

Mudskating along
Heavy stuff will be a while
Piedra river

Freebie

They are built special.
Ode to the company car.
They can do it all.

Door

In through the out door.
Mostly not recommended.
We need more coffee.

IronGame

Let's have a few beers.
And have a pullup contest.
Fitness always first.

Uprooted

River twists and turns
Trees lose the windy battle
Uprooted they fall

The Real One

It is McCoy Road.
It's better than road McCoy.
And smells better, too.

Margshrug

Project Kelso nailed
Now for our last exercise
Margarita shrugs

Rip Off

Fifteen bucks a night!?!?
Where is the nearest Starbucks?
One hundred miles West.

BJ

Hello again, Barb.
You are kind of an icon.
Do you ever move.

Tower of Creams

Build a sturdy base
Pile on the sweet frothy cream
Waiting for the food

Fishy

Sashimi and sake
Like the taste even love the smell
Quail egg cannonball

Over Bearing

Paint is John Deer green.
But it is not a tractor.
It is a test head.

New View

Someone is watching.
No worries; I own the night.
The lizards fear me.

Owls

All owls, all the time.
Now we wait for them to leave.
From a new camera.

Rithmatic

Readin' and writin'
Can't hold a candle to it
Sweet math never lies

Bbzzzzzz

It is not Starbucks.
No pricey red Christmas cup.
That's what free gets you.

Keep it lit

Want some smoked turkey?
Put me down for a big no
I can't keep it lit

Green Thumb

First you plant a seed.
Then you water and you wait.
Next thing you know.... this.

Espresso brown

Refuge from the heat
Espresso brown is the code
Take it straight on back

Fin

Take an old PC
Turn it into a project.
With USB jacks.

Lab

The wife is away.
So the geek factor kicks in.
A home brew supply.

It's huge

Gone from the menu
Available if you ask
Dos Manos, it's huge

Hardtail

With no fancy shocks.
With a seat made of metal.
I shift with thirteen.

Spill

No need to nit pick.
Let's just go on a picnic.
And play some Scrabble.

Are you biased?

Make it be precise
Grab a bias tee and go
Measure like a pro

Save the Owls

You have to be safe.
And the new roof if a must.
Don't jack with the owls!

The heat is on

Enjoy now my friend
Double digits are over soon
Bring on the hot stuff

Swing baby

Pendulum swings free
Man's best friend and his daughter
Sunshine in A Z

IJ Today

Roof

Roofs can cost a lot.
They say I am in good hands.
Rain, rain, go away!

Carnivores

Steaks, chops, chicken, pork
Appetizers, entrees, dessert
All hit a new max

Lab

I was given twelve.
But I only needed five.
The regulator.

Shut up already...

Mummy, I'm thirsty...
Mummy, sister keeps hitting...
Mummy, more lizards...

Stale Egg

Three of four made it.
Joe and Emma are busy.
Kids are lots of work.

Tough game

Milton bradley's game
Of words and clever thinking
Not for a pussy

Scrub scrub

Let's don't blame the pigs.
Grab one and grill it instead.
They are so tasty.