Loyal friend

Furry and friendly
Never a bad word to say
Yes, it's man's best friend

CHiPs

When TV was bad.
Before cable and HD.
Ponch and John were king.

Early Weekend

Put the toys on top.
And double the xB weight.
Need bigger motor.

Here's Johnny

Johnny knows lotion.
He knows other things as well.
Rock it to the North.

Bankrollin'

To the odyssey
Must keep the family safe
Daddy's bankrollin'

Rovio's Pal

Resistance futile. Rulers; Rovio and I. No need to hang boy.

BJ words

Once an orator
And then a famous statue
Governor BJ

Best offer today

Sounds too good for truth
Could use a frosty bev'rage
Wonder what's the catch?

Snow cone

All the ice is gone
Now it's syrup through a straw
Yummy snow cone bribe

Horse play

Training the horses
And a snowy player's lid
Has been gold for me

Fuzzies, Two Types

They call us squirrels.
Our job; torment The Jungle.
Let's go for a ride.

Batman

Batman gets thirsty.
And like lady company.
Off to the bat cave.

Razor

dry me off when done,

and I'll shave you close for weeks.

left wet, I'll cut you

 

 

Howl at the Moon

Night belongs to me.
I'm hungry for lost house cats.
Keep the pets inside.

Server

I'm not a waiter
Have a pocket protector
Call me a server

iPhone

It is really cool. It sux for IJ Today. Why wont pics attach?

Brew

I want ice cold beer.
But first I will need some beer.
And also some ice.

Just load 'em

Gotta build a fence
Don't worry about it kid
Just load the car boy

Gulg Gulg

Baseball and cold beer.
Two teams and only one wins.
But who the hell cares?

Upswing

The Commodores knew.
Celebrate good times, come on!
Party goin' on.

Dead giveaway

Bald and a moustache
Hazelnut in the coffee
Both dead giveaways

M Truck

Time for my milk run

Hey, what are you kids doing?

Big double U rocks!  

 

 

Tall extra hot

Tall cap extra hot

Please, while I check out your sink

I'm a big player

 

 

 

Greek

I have a subnet.
I mean I have two subnets.
What is a subnet?

Dog Gone

Arf, arf, bark, bark, arf.
Woff, bark, arf, grrr, bark, bark, bark.
Arf, arf, bark, bark, arf.

Half A**

I'm in a hurry.
But this is still important.
Crappy ceiling pic.

iPod generation

Wide eyed children ask
Daddy what is an album?
Gotta have music

Bad MC

Bad motorscooter.

Nic, nic, nic, nic; Indians.

Will it ever run?

Blue

Along in the yard. A camera pointed at me. The Lone Star Flower.

Commander

Once upon a time 

Was the world's strongest salesman

now I'm a gamer

 

 

 

Hardball

No room for softball

We are here to take more share

It's the way we play

 

 

Good Selling

Just how did I start?

What exactly do I mean?

Who cares, Good Selling!

 

Overtake Rovio

Rovio is wise.
He has discovered our plan.
Fight the uprising!

Whole enchilada

Old man wanna fly
Went for whole enchilada
Damn my taint is sore

Rovio Hiaku

Good times on the deck.
Kindle and margaritas.
What could be better>

Stainless

Sophisticated
Heat you up or cool you off
Stainless all the way

One Wheeled Thief?

Stop, Security.
Wait, I'm just getting the mail.
Oh, and I live here.

Size Matters (3 pics)

You're bigger than me.
You have a bling plate to boot.
I like my xB.

Company Pier

Never fish from pier
Do as I say, not as I do
I run school for girls

Rebel

I am a rocker.
I do not believe in rules.
I leave when I want.

Ira (or 401K)

Sucked under the bridge.
For The Inspector's hard dock.
Is that bleach I smell?

swing me

When in the Lone Star

You can't just swing me around

And not hit somethin'

 

 

aromatherapy

Drive at 5:45

Have a special gift waiting

Just open the door

 

 

farmer

We can use my yard

Last man to go always wins

Farmer's walk baby!