Way of life

The sign promises
If only it was the truth
It's a big man's world

Exit the Hauki

A creative month.
Complete with stupid haukis.
Reverse Caption now.

Mad Scientist

Cursing does not help.

Rumor is it used to work.

He looks like Bevis.  

Etch A Sketch

Too simple for me.
Make the toy complicated.
Will it play again?

Sleeping beauty

Rousing performance
Am soaking up ev'ry note
Don't mind my head nods

Why the mad look?

Tired of this job.
Sitting on eggs all day long.
Soon the hard stuff starts.

Willie (multiple pics)

Legend of country.
Both lungs full of musky smoke.
Red headed stranger.

iPhone Killer?

Let's think back in time.
Ever hear of Nokia.
Yes, I was impressed.

Hipster (multiple pics)

Charge the battery.
Hipster photo safari.
Bored in five minutes.

Dancing light

Sticker shock at first
Feeling like bargain by end
Dancing light to tunes

Screech Owl Fly By

What the hell is that?

Logical Explanation.

Has to be a ghost.

Jameson

Twelve year old bottle.
Vs the common youngster.
Good, but save the cash.

Home alone

Am alone at last
It's been a long fourteen days
And I'm no racist

Must be Wednesday

It must be Wedn'sday
The simple life in heaven
Time to fill the truck

Movin' on up

I'm movin' on up
To a deluxe apartment
In the sky eye eye

Leave Me Alone

Enough is enough.
A little privacy, please.
Oh, you're a chauffeur.

Toddler discrimination

They eat more than me
Why do their meals come for free?
Toddlers protest

Cooker

Feels like I'm smiling
But my face is still numbed out
Cooker in shipping

Owl Privacy

I always feel like,

Somebody is watching me.

Oh, It's Pat again.

Interior design flaw

Let's mess with owner
Black carpets should do the trick
They'll never come clean

Self Portrait

Playing with new toy
White shirt man in driveway.
The iPhone knows all.

What's in a name?

I Triple E bus.
Four eight eight? H P I B?
Depends on the cost!

Oh, the Humanity

My friends went to lunch.
They said, "Cluck, cluck. Here we are."
Then they disappeared.

Changing Liquids

It's a miracle. 

He turns water into wine.

This guy.... He's the guy.

My Pal

Five o'clock shadow.
User of the Skype network
Professional grade.

Three Stooges

Moe Larry Curley
We're victims of circumstance
A woo woo woo woo

Jo's

I am the Hipster.
Revel in my flannel shirt.
Different, but the same.

Flashback

Every inch full
Our fridge is no longer ours
We've been invaded

Milestone

Two stepper motors.
Controlled via on PICAXE.
Mims printer reuse.

happy hour

Thought work week was done
This wine is getting to me
Not so happy hour

Doggin' it

Hey, something is up
Better pop out for a look
Prairie doggin' style

Percent

We need more power.
Energy thirsty iPhone.
Five syllables here.

Can't fake it

How do they do it?
Can fake it for a moment
But it don't feel right

Barb Says

Is that you again?
WTH, it's 1 AM!
The travel glamour.

Mental Case

From a early age.
No button shall go unused.
No spare button holes.

Hipster

Canary yellow.
Will you provide second pic?
I have to leave now.

Documentation

How I use this blog.
Photo documentation.
With the burden of hiaku.

Watch Sammich

Bargain in customs
A surprise when we get home
Still earning my keep

Proposed Font

Is it possible?
Routines for the Etch A Sketch.
In over my head.

Voltar Giving Back

Most people just take.

The web needs those that give back.

Six Million Plus Hits!

Couch potato

More sports on t v
Nobody can outlast me
Too lazy to move

I am Hipster

Wool hat when it's hot.
Wear sunglasses while indoors.
The boots complete me.

Hello, again

Are you back so soon?
You still look very sleepy.
See you at midnight.

Complexity

Take a childhood toy.
Add Professional's steppers.
Low cost data log.

Who really won?

They got all the press
For winning power pee see
We won the orders