C Rations

Campground alpha dog,
C rations through the side vent
I am peacockin'

Helper

Spend time with me, man.
Stay away from this tool box.
It's full of gadgets.

Classically trained

Chopin, Beethoven,
And now tickling the iv'ry,
Wonder dog Baxter.

It's a Rap

Loads of Hennessy.
Ours safe in the time capsule.
Only once a year.

Spiderman

You do not scare me.
Summer of George is lonely.
Will you be my friend.

Young impressions

Canvas and pastels
Meet a stormy summer night
In a young girl's mind

Hand Job

It fits in one hand.
And it can take a beating.
Easy field cleanup.

Midnight Cannon Load

I'll have two loaded
Served on a big hairy arm
Chased with coffee milk

Good News

High voltage driver.
Hitting the road for dollars.
Enjoying each mile.

Shoe Sammich

Ev'ry three hundred
But your mileage may vary
Another sammich

Deformed

Do you ride a horse?
Wagon run over your leg?
Wish I was taller.

White Tiger

In the Tsing Wa days,
Chinless muscle ruled the world.
Long live white tiger!

Sound of silence

You wanted quiet,
Sweet patio solitude,
I'll just beat my wings.

Zena Challenge

Summer of George; NO.
You are not taking these clothes.
"The Coder" is mean.

Trippin'

Kelso does not know.
He wants no Summer of George.
He cannot write code.

All day affair

It starts with the sprints,
Then it continues for hours,
Worth it for the thrills

Dinner

Guests are a coming.
With the joys of company.
Nobody asked me.

Strong silent type

My looks talk for me,
Eyes shut basking in manhood,
I'm strong silent type

Tradition

Did you own white shirts?
Do I owe white shirts, you ask?
Daily for ten years!

Star fruit

Although it's not baked,
And isn't glazed like a ham,
I'll take this dessert

PD the Cook

Extra time to cook.
The queen said let them eat cake.
I am out of town.

Alien invasion

Rare morning footage
Descending alien ship
Oh wait, it's a bug

Chemistry

Revenge on stainless.
Vinegar, salt, and voltage.
Yields home brew etching.

Distance mamas

Doing for the wives,
What husbands have failed to do,
From couch to 5 K.

Murderer

This is an owl box.
You ate all the chicks last year.
Sleep for digestion.

Balancing act

It once was simple
Alcohol and greasy food
Now it's supplements

On the Cheap

Homemade helping hands.
Amazon wanted twenty.
Two bucks made by me.

Next generation

Next generation
Early rise to swim, bike, run
The old man is proud

Hipsterville

This place has it all.
Used clothes, records, and coffee.
Pack in the hipsters.

Longneck

From African plains
To the 'Zona savannah,
Match made in heaven

Change

Selectivity.
An electronics feature.
Human element.

P doggin

Ooh ooh what is that?
not sure, but checking it out,
I'm prairie doggin'

Toe

Supporting my weight
A thousand pounds all day long
Thank you camel toes

Midnight McCoy

Hit the rack early.
Want to be back in "A" town.
But first, pull over.

New school headquarters

They shut down the school
For young women years ago,
New headquarters now

Imposter (2 pics)

Say it is not so.
Rouge Iron Jungle member?
Have I been betrayed?

Italiano

The griddle is hot
Olives, garlic and chicken
Now that's Italian

Sadie's

New Mexico hot.
Comes highly recommended.
Not safe for road trip.

Two, not three

Question my grammar?
You question the way I count?
Mister Webster knows!

Sweet H2O (2 pics)

The Professional.
Small city business tycoon.
And he showed me "game".

Deniro

Impersonator
Famous Italian actor
Robert Deniro

Classic Joke

Big Al gets a laugh.
It's the ol' smoked turkey line.
Adjust for smoked cheese.

Tooth Sammich

Ortho appointment
In an office laced with gold
Straight tooth sammiches

CNC

It sound like Ketchup.
But the program is SketchUp.
Where is my G-CODE?

And in lane 2

In her first track meet
Running four by eight hundred
Li'l M in lane two

Fluke Ti25 Deer

Dark cannot hide you.
You are hot and I will find.
High Tech owns the night!

Desert weeds

I bring spring color
Don't pick me or I'll stick you
Red bougainvilla

Thermal Images (4): Gerbing Heated Jacket

Jacket cold outside.
Jacket hot on the inside.
Insulation works.