Cannonball

This bag is all packed
Florida to Rhode Island
Cannonball run time

#PureEnergy

Run into the light.
Or run away from the light.
Speeders will comply.

Massage

Extreme foam rolling
Knobby for the deep tissues
Poor man's sports massage

Four Eggs

Jungle Watt

Stamped on the big plates.
Iron Game's favorite number.
Forty five again.

PI Room

Glory of travel.
Action packed and all for free.
Another hotel.

4 Eggs (Maybe 5)

Power-on

Designed with a swoosh
Combined with automation
Leads to fast testing

#Rubber

Unique fingerprint.
Hope it last ten thousand miles.
Grips better than stock.

Roulette

Case instead of wheel
Are they boiled or raw pastels?
Time for some roulette?

Player

Drink drink drink drink drink.
Video game for adults.
Partnership rewards.

Burning Man

Does it qualify?
Some pipe, a gauge, and two valves.
Modern day Steampunk.

#Dilbert

Wisdom from the boss.
And Dilbert's pane three punch line.
First morning chuckle.

Lounging

Coaches V I P
Pace charting with cheap coffee
80's boom box tunes

#OOOCCCDDD

Habit since young boy.
It must have a date on it.
It seldom needs one.

#Owl Eggs (2 pics)

Not for omelet use.
Documenting for eight years.
All owls, all the time.

Eyes wide

She's down for the count
On resurrection weekend
She'll be back for more

#MarchMaddness

Born short with bow leg.
I prefer a pool table.
Life above the rim.

Level 5

It's never been done
But the challenge was laid out
Level five you're mine

That's Italian

Oldest trick in book.
Just not funny anymore.
This gag fools no one.

New Max

Four bells was standard
Now kicking it up a notch
Three fifteen baby!

Once Again

Memories of yore.
Running gloves and farmer's walk.
Most dedicated.

Wipe out

After dinner mint
Would have been a preferred choice
But got this instead

Feline Millennium (48K)

"45"

Only a number.
Brings back the good ol' days.
Nailed Project Kelso.

Scoping it out

Okay monkey, dance
Brilliant man wearing horse head
Shameless good selling

Heard at #Starbucks

Son of Preacher Curl.
Performed on a front yard rock.
Time to go Zottman.

Squeaky clean

Free dental cleaning
Every day for eight years
Time for a fresh head

Copy/Paste SW #Engineering

#NXP

Publicly sold dreams.
Commemorating our win!
My spirit broken.

Thank you sir

No more bulky shoes
Thanks to Sir Isaac Newton
Natural running

Rat's Nest

It's very simple.
Unroll the same way you roll.
Males only get this.

Scavenger hunt

Ooh, a morsel fell
She didn't notice it
Now it is all mine

ABQ

Miss the Texas heat.
Sadies chili for two nights.
Burning ring of fire.

Goat to glass

For the lactose free
But Is it really better?
It's de-li-i-cious

Glug Glugs

I like Jeopardy.
With Alex and all the nerds.
Best viewed with a beer.

Nothin

Was it good selling?
Hard to measure anymore
Nothin' shows for it

Found Him!

Get mindshare or die.
'Cuz motivation may lapse.
Helping the channel.

Lingering

Mighty desert beast
Whose scent can linger in beards
Back in good ole days

Tony Roma

It is just a game.
Expert at the "Pick Six" pass.
I'm a zillionaire.

Cobbler

Dividend is here
Turn four forty into gold
Three berry cobbler

#Stink in One Mile

#PIDay PI Fest

They gather in herds.
To solve your computing needs.
Learn to code Python.

Feline Millennium (47K)

3.14159265359

It's irrational.
It's a low cost CPU.
It is March Fourteenth.

Multiply

Just one plant for burns
Now taking over the yard
Aloe factory

Bareback

Hop on there cowboy
Loser becomes a burger
Ride that tail feather

Arrrrrrrr

I'm a tuff hipster.
Pirate earring and "do" rag.
Live and breath Star Wars.

Addiction

Raspberry PI Three.
On board WiFi and BlueTooth.
Still thirty five bucks.