Envy

Jerry is da man.
He's number one to The Pats.
April is over.

Sweet

Nine months of waiting.
Fun, but it killed a rabbit.
Aerosmith lyrics.

For the 77.8K

You made it happen
Just by stepping through the door
R I P Kelso

Project Kelso

We had a good run.
Pet ownership was the best.
The project has passed.

I hold the key

The tools of the trade
Even better when homemade
My retirement gig

Bustin’ hump

Bury the hatchet
How many leaves in that plant?
Nature walk soil till

QTH

Does this place exist?
I thought that Sam made it up.
You are Five Nine Nine.

High Fashion

The grey sweater vest
When A-T-E jumped the shark
The trip had it all

Hmmmmmm

Who took this phone?

'cuz it matter for the score.

Carrots for lazy.

Inverse

Ebony panda
My call sign rhymes with the Fonz
The cool cars say Aaay!

Franchise

Take the Iron name.
Substitute the word Jungle.
Instant new bidnizz.

Groovin’

Mailed it in today
Another rubber gadget
Pointer thumb pinch point

Group

The Cone of Silence.
A super spreader event.
Minimum spacing.

Biding time

Patiently waiting
Then will hit panda drop zone
That's how I get ya

45

Time to make it rain.
The desert life is my life.
How much must we waste?

Pound me

Old fashioned fist fight
Let's take it outside right now
Hashtag Morse old school
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Modern Art

Not watercolors
Or a cartoonish streetlight
Maybe e-paintbrush?

Reality

Empty on inside.
Transparent on the outside.
Won't be fooled again.

Pollen season

Gardening hobby
Popular with the ladies
Stamen money shot

AZ Legal

Swamp cooler relax.
Water pipe complicated.
Where to add the bowl?

Junior McGlug

Shirley Temple please
Pretending not to notice
Is that a Guinness?

Milk

Cow or not to cow?
Coconut or stomach ache.
That is the question.

Deuce

Today I am late.
Extra time but no real pic.
Lazy new level.

Law of multiplication

Half assed multiplied 

Equates to a full time job

My work is done here 

Metering

Project for the labs
Not sure how this applies here
Measurement matters

Seasonal

Day two of Christmas.
What my true love gave to me.
Turtle Dove in nest.

Internet sensation

Basking in the fame
Star of the tweeting cat door
Forgive the soft serve

No Kid

I need a daughter.
For IJ heavy lifting.
To just phone it in.

Shin Din

a long day of work
calls for a good bowl of soup
some shin for my din

Tax Day

This was once tax day.
Delay from the bad COVID.
Plant picture instead.

Grub

Is that a ladder?
Integration with corn?
What the hell is this?

Jungle values

IJ principle
Totally dedicated
Failure is success
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Old school

Rig the container.
Hell with the environment.
Paper internet.

Food trailer

Time for new bidness
Set up shop on one way street
Serve up taco gold

Stumped

Are you kidding me?
Not even sure this should post.
Time to make some cheese 🫕.

Highway debris simulation

The narrowing chute
For evasive maneuvers
It's a life saver

Under pressure

Calm before the storm
Pressure cooker coming soon
Set it to fiddy

Da News

Ten percent at one. 

Temperature is 53. 

My wrist is broken. 

Panda Symmetry

Set them at fifty
Visual pkzipping
Panda symmetry

Ridiculous

I got dues to pay.
And things costing more each day.
It's cheaper than snails.

Wind Proof

I remember these.
A sales award for hard work.
Pheasant under glass.

Double slug

Slinging the big brass
Ignore the blood stain on left
Double slug breakdown

Starter Fluid

Youth is for the young.
Ease into the addiction.
Thanks for the support.

Breaker one nine

It's kay five ay bee
Real name bob dick frank or dick
On the five meg band

Plus thirty

Reading thirty high
You got me under pressure
Give me forty five

I’m back

Hurry up; get in!
And quickly go to nowhere.
And then the next place.

See you at the bar

C U at the bar
Wall mounted and spaced apart
You keep me grounded

I can explain

Misunderstood sweat.

What should I think about this?

It's a running thang.

Passing in the turns

From the boys in A
Come the C deliveries
Passing in the turns

Modern CookieWall

I use DuckDuckGo.
And their engine is Google.
Limited tracking.