Half wall

Insufficient wall
Sellout waiting to happen
I'll hit the lobby

Maybe I was wrong

Had my suspicions
But this removes all the doubt
Maybe I was wrong

Comfort

Life's rough on the road.
I'll tell you all about it.
Can't wait until I get home.

Chinook

Around the corner.

Chatting on the balcony.

Tales of the chopper.

Ass

The end of the line.

The hind end of the big pull.

They are always red.

Chair massage

Come to epoch shop
For overpriced and bitter
And a chair massage

Say more

Safety first motto
Peppering down double time
Begs you to say more

Got a lead?

From sales to the lab
The leads are different now
In retirement

80s Album

Rain on the Scarecrow.

Four hundred empty acres.

Pareidolia.

Decor

Modern Computing. 

For a scary internet.  

CPU Freak Out!

Ruined my day

You had all the stats
But dropped the playoff win snap
You ruined my day

Drugged

Make it at the house. 

Better away from the house. 

Beware the stampede. 

Quordle

The BEAST is NOISY.
The BEAST is taking a DUECE.
The BEAST is not YOUNG.

Cutter

At today's prices
You can't afford not to have
A cutter horse girl

Let’s get physical

Let's get physical
Micrometers protractors
Whatever it takes

Fire!

Go for max distance.
So aim at maximum height.
Forty five degrees.

Watchful

The Eye of Sauron.

Be careful of your movements.

Project Fuzzy death.

Triggered

Sold these in six packs
Too bad they didn't trigger
HP for high price

Gulg Gulgs

Start with plane water.
Add lots of pure cane sugar.
End with diabetes.

Dollar store

Ham fest in Benton
For the elusive one K
Ride on a rascal

My friend Jeff

He ship ev'rything
From the present or the past
Whiskey tango fun

Electrons

Not the best looking.
Let's make the juice worth the squeeze.
A port in a storm.

Puttin’ out the vibe

Let's go for twenty
Sending beacons to the world
Man cave called the labs

Inserts

I am not too tall.

With bow legs like Rip Wheeler.

Running shoe cowboy.

Talking’ ‘bout Shaft

Fiddy dollar shoes
And a complicated man
I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft

Yesterday

Riding the fame wave.

Funny as Kramer; that's all.

Avoid my stand up.

Dixie cups and string

Dixie cups and string
What number are you calling?
Wharton party line

Ol' Times

Silverback looks on.

Will this one be on the house?

Petterman account.

An outlaw’s fate.

A big index card
Covering an outlaw's fate
The hard Texas life

IR

Like a microphone
But it's not a microphone
Ham radio wish

Cha-Ching

Get into the Que.
Because the Que needs the cash.
In Felcher's Canyon.

Hamming it up

A vintage ham rig
Could be Bob, Harry, or Dick's,
Their happiest place

Smarty

We have a reader.
A book a day is the key.
Mister Peabody.

Back for seconds

Carafe is empty
Switching over to tea time
Favorites in red

Metering

Give me sixty please
Weatherbeaten but just fine
Old school metering

Artificial Intelligence

Pick up the ol' phone. 

Request a lifelike photo. 

The algorithm?

Lil' Madi

Track photographer.

The daughter of a proud dad.

Antenna hot spot.

Uncle

Land of potatoes
Home to a favorite niece
Gift for Uncle Pat

Metrology

Good for two more years
Because measurement matters
Metrology cert

Summer

Cornhole stadium.
Goodbye you evil ice dam.
View from Uncle Joe.

Old school

No calculators
I'll take my trusty smith chart
You fellas hungry?

Hidden Cost

Pay them what they're worth.

Menu price; no surprises.

It's a numbers game.

What the….

Vintage John Dutton.
The old Yellowstone fashion.
To the train station.

Full moon panda

Watching upstairs guests
On the holiest of nights
Panda at first light

Hall art

Vintage wine and beer
Pics from a bygone era
Don't pardon the glare

XFL

Football all year 'round.

Without Hollywood Tom tears.

Please pardon the glare.

Bachelor

My only story.
Never change it; never works.
Get out of the game.

Phase out

Marconi, Tesla,
Electromagnetic waves
Beacon pioneers

Soup Stock

When we rock it North.

We're heading for altitude.

Constant PKZip.

Multipurpose

Multipurpose shirt
Time capsules or changing tires
Just hide in sub-trunk