Nothing to see here

No habla ingles
Old car in the yellow rose
Nothing to see here

Big Jack

Too much for the "X".
Too much for the fourteen inch.
Too much is too much.

Caution

Sticky hole in tree.

Looks like candy but don't eat.

Sappy and Oozing.

Blue light special

ISS watchdog
Packaged in a custom box
A blue light special

Rarely found on road

Rarely found on road
Years of anticipation
Cool and worth the wait

Whiteout

Don't mind the hot spot
There is nothing to see here
Erase the power

Heat Wave

Now that Spring has sprung.

And the flowers are blooming.

How 'bout some white stuff.

🎸

Some of this and that. 

Blend in some sweet melody. 

Sir Mix Alot lives. 

Almost forgot

It has been a while
Feel like a Neanderthal
Time to fill the can

Riding on the back

Riding on the back
Requires holding one of these
Don't get caught without

Swamp Thing

It is hot in here.
And now it is hot and wet.
Favorite condition.

Lumbering

Lumbering away
Amidst the garden backdrop
My hat blends right in

Nom

Congratulations!

You made the nominee list.

Big Mike, write him down.

TGIT

Open up the shed
Bourbon sipping with LP
Thank God it's Tuesday

💨

Fire in the hole.
Please heed the burn band notice.
Unique business name.

The Office

It's Prairie Dog Town.

Quick look then duck and cover.

Have you seen "The Guy"?

fullest potential

Use the internet
To its fullest potential
IOT at home

MJ

Starts off Dough Ray Me
It's easy as one , two , three
Michael Jackson sings.

Guest radio

Your guest room's ready
Enjoy your free antenna
Radio bedmate

MAX 25

Watch the man on right.

Be ready to take the wheel.

Young high school driver.

Irretrievable

Preying on old men
Currency for the wicked
Hard earned cash is gone

Working clothes

Another free shirt
Once for sales calls, now for yard
She will buff right out

Cost Cutting

Gas is expensive.

No electricity here.

Manure pickup.

Softie

Ferns and neon lights.
No farmer's walk partner here.
The Jungle it ain't.

Doodles of distress

Doodles of distress
A crazy woman's hostage
And I have three legs

Breakfast Cafe

Cinnamon sweet.
A zero cal bagel hole.
Warmed to perfection.

Hardcore Forty

Grab ahold and drink
A hardcore forty drain pipe
Cannonball coming

Mirroring

A mirror image
No ripples are in the pond
Time to skip a rock

Workout

Erectoman waves.
Barrows Pizza in the air.
Time to hit the gym.

Melanzana

Ah melanzana
Just top with mozzarella
Sliced, battered and fried

Fuel

Roll up the windows. 

More bean curd drink for the win. 

I'll pass on the gas. 

Oh boy

This will end badly.
Not even sure what it is.
This will end badly.

Toes of steel

Twinkle toes of steel
My shoe poses as a threat
Dog collar to match?

Fall

Drink my little friend.
Hear the bodies hit the floor.
Where is the helmet?

Barbara, where are you?

Austin keeping it
Would have also accepted
BJ statue pic

Symmetry

Panda pressure read
Just one shy for Jungle folk
Nice symmetry though

The Staff

Oh, give me a home.

Spot the roaming buffalo.

Maybe a trail run.

Gator

My arms are too short.

I lost some really big ones.

Call me Hollywood.

Nothing to see here

Nothing to see here
It's in my manifesto
It's just some RF

Tracking

LiDAR antennae
Those would be my eyes out front
Making some snail tracks

Old Habit

Date for everything.

Mostly a useless practice.

Do it anyway.

Balega cabinet

Learn to be prepared
No runner forgets their socks
Balega cabinet

Three Stooges

The way to cheap laughs.
Steal forgotten comedy.
Pass the whip cream, please.

Sorry

A nice view today.
High altitude excitement.
No total eclipse.

One thirty seven five four

Total eclipse ends
one thirty seven five four
Austin offices

bug guarantee

The index card test
Guaranteed to find a pest
Leave my trees alone

🤮

Private use only.
Never admit you do it.
No place in pro sports.

Carnage awaits

It's owl box season
Seal cracks, install infrared
The carnage awaits

Memories

Hiding the sports page.

Breaking out the rusty sled.

Life on The Island.

Pebbled

Pebbled nature walk
Lumberjack to rock quarry
Whatever it takes