Dirty dozen

Must buy organic
Downhill from the pesticides
They pay twice as much

🙏

Congratulations!

I got these special for you. 

Sparing no expense. 

Sheila

My name is Sheila
Your food is ready, plink plink
Delivery bot

The Organization

It started at One.
Growth quickly doubled the size.
Failure is the way.

Neighbor labor

No labor laws here
Employing neighborhood kids
Shoveling sammich

La Machina


Peck the day away.
Turn roaches into breakfast.
Give much, ask little.

Northern offices

It took until March
Spring snow's better than nothing.
Northern offices

Cool Cat

ChatGPT art.
Drink beer and surf in the night.
This cat has nine lives.

Pebble Sammich

Seventeen to four
Resurface bargain hunting
A pebble sammich

Diet


Limit calories.
The key is lots of liquids.
Body by Pilsner.

Go carting

Abandoned halfway
Insufficient horsepower
I can walk faster

It’s Toothy

Sharp, but still okay.
Memories from the long past.
It's called marketing.

Ducks on the pond

Hey batter batter
Little league chatter lives on
Two ducks on the pond

Watchdog

The wave never stop.
I try to herd them but can't.
Baxter could do it.

Silverback sunset

Orange reflections
Keeping watch on the mailbox
Silverback sunset

Tattoo


Customize your horse.
Reminds me I am happy.
Giddy up, partner.

Lumberjacks

Big Sky in the dome
Conference meet with Big Al
Lumberjacks are fast!

Beeps and Beeps

Simple can be fun.
Five watts and a simple ant.
Can you hear me now?

Crack Kills

Progressive Zebra Striping



Ole style barbecue

I'll drink up all the Hennessy you got on your shelf




Above the rim

Cool Hand Luke Hydration Delivery Technology



Collards

Babs Pickup

white chocolate

Two Blacks HT Ducks Screwed Together

Like you stole it

The Punisher



All about that bass

Low Skilled Labor

Papa was a rolling stone

Basketball Jones



Big Bertha

Reusing Trash (maybe)

Do you mind if we dance with your dates?

Sly Movie

Huggy bear

The Mod Squad

Scared Straight

Presidents Day

Reliability study

My Aunt Makes Better Syrup Than This!

The widow

Home Sweet Home

Black hat squad

Ham it Up