Spring

Spring brings the flowers.
The flowers bring butterflies.
Speeches bring them too.

Gripper

Palm callous be gone
Magic grippers do the trick
Run with them for fun

SanTan Flats

Biker and country
Barbeque cannon loading
Sunset on the porch

Ode to BJ

You sit quietly.
With a stone face expression.
Or is that plaster.

Cable bill

Times are tough right now
Rabbit ears may re-emerge
Oops forgot cable bill

Nature

Owl to the lizard.
Warm your body, but beware.
I will own the night.

Kelso

Never done a shrug.
Can't even lift a trap bar.
I disgrace the name.

What are friends for?

Why do we have friends.
Close ones are like family.
Ignore them till death.

Bowie's Logic

I am the DJ.
That is what David told us.
I am what I play.

Take Aim

No, not the xB.
Point that thing the other way.
The Rock ant is fine.

Modern Times

We don't need a voice.
The keyboard is good enough.
But not for Kelso.

Childproof

Children are growing
Unscrew the cabinet locks
Katy bar the door

Blue

Nothing but blue skies.
And I am at work today.
Motorbikes drive by.

IJ Youth

Prometheus rocks.
This months nomination waits.
Bye Napoleon.

Omletts?

We put up a box.
We installed a camera.
And wait for nature.

Halls of Justice

Waiting to be called
Must serve the county system
What time is lunch break?

Burn, Baby, Burn

A dangerous toy.
Made safer with a label.
Now kids can use it.

From Light comes Fire

It was a balloon.
I can still see where it was.
Now it is a ghost.

Towering

Biking to San Juan
To the towers we shall climb
Don't be half-wheelin'

Unlocked and Loaded (3)

The greatest burger.
Worth the long drive to Wharton.
Crap, where are my keys?

Youth Memories

All young boys like sports.
Individual and teams.
Another paper?

Comic

Record what we say?
Are you stupid, you moron?
Watch the worlds collide.

Pi Day

Start with a circle.
And express it with numbers.
Mmmmm, delicious Pi.

Ride the Storm

Standing on tiptoes
Hoping you will make the cut
Sorry not this time

The waiting

Anticipation
Of tasty eggs and java
Scrabble in the sun

Lions Paw

Is that a lion?
Pull the torn out of the paw.
Till death do us part.

Locked and Unloaded (2)

The book slams shut, bang!
No front desk but most are checked.
Now where are the rest?

Locked and Unloaded

A place to read books
not to assemble the Glock
bring your card okay

Death of a Pen

Oh, the thrill is gone.
The build up was exciting.
And a big let down.

Piston

Why the hell is that.
It that looks like a piston.
What about I max?

Luck

Just a bit of bad.
I try to plan for the good.
But dumb is the best.

Chili Billy

Loading the cannon
With the best grub in the west
Professional grade

Motorbikin'

Go by motorbike.
The fun way to travel.
I enjoy the solitude.

The Lab

A few components.
Let's do a laser project.
One that can make fire.

Shriner car

Ostriches parade
must be March in AZ cuz
shriners pimp their rides

Jump Start

Buy something today.
Dump goes the economy.
Me too scared to spend.

Diaper cake

What a great idea
She said party with a flair
You bankroll it dear

Doodle

Friday afternoon.
Drawing helps me to focus.
I like this black pen.

Glass Bottom

Oh lonely bottle.
The only friend that I have.
Was this a mistake?

545

Erectoman runs
Behind jungle doors await
Barros pizza smells

Cold Beverage

Cold beer would be nice.
If only I had some ice.
And I had some beer.

In n out

Animal style please
Would you like some fries with that
She asked with a smile

Childhood

Memories of youth.
Rhode Island, backhoes, sports page.
I miss the green grass.

Street legal

Dow under sev K

Hug your women hard today

Vampire flick on way

Monday

Monday already.
Begin the meetings and fun.
Friday is better.

Eat Well, Go Far

Spear Me

Began with a spear

Finished with a perfumed dance

Left my underpants

To the airport

Another Feb gone.
With one night of cold and wind.
Again next year, pal.

Austin Cardinal

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