Soldier

Facedown in the mud
The soldier fights for freedom
An inspired son

Food for the Owls

Ah, a tasty meal.
Follow me to the owl box.
I would not make noise.

Tuff Day

We are in strange times.
Where have all the good times gone.
They can't be over.

Sheeeesh

Plink plink plink he heard
Just before the meal was served
Here's your chicken sheesh

Plate

Let's load the cannon.
Where is my Italian friend?
Drinking white clam juice?

Boiiiiing...

Now that Spring has sprung.
It is time to ride the bike.
Motor and pedal!

Over Hare

Easter come and gone
We will never be the same
Hop to it now boy

Black

No good pic today.
Blacker than the blackest black.
We are talking black.

MM (Final Chapter)

My lucky number.
Another meal on the road.
Today I shower.

MM4

False reputation.
And never brings anything.
Let him cork the bat.

MM3

But where will I go.
They say I cannot stay here.
So where can I go.

MM2

Where are all the teeth?
I wish I spoke Hill Billy.
Pass the moonshine, please.

Rock Hard Putty

You need a job done
Call the rock hard champion
Durhams will not shrink

MM

Headin' down the road.
Professional at my side.
And lots of phone time.

More?

We always want more.
When anything is enough.
Enough is enough.

Sealed with a mess

Yo bring out the goop
Gotta seal it dry 'n tight
Wood go down tonite

What the...

Did it jump the shark?
We knew that at Billy Bob's
I see dead people.

Not this $h#± again

Yours doesn't trigger.
That's just an urban legend.
And it's not High Price.

Learn Me

It is fun to learn.
But it makes the day seem long.
Oh boy, here's the food!

Waco

Why take back Waco?
Who would want it anyway?
Worst Tex-Mex ever!

Get UR Geek On!

All boys look at girls.
But not like an engineer.
I don't need "the Net".

Test Drive

Decisions are tough
Take a test drive to be sure
Or hire young talent

Boiiiing...

Spring is in the air.
Flowers, owls, and other stuff.
Ouch, a bee stung me!!!

Wood Sammich

Started with a flood
Then a decorator's flair
Now a wood bankroll

BB&B

We had some free time.
Too windy for the dragon.
Where is Hank the Tank?

Prometh

Yes, I hear a voice.
From the god of hell fire.
He says to burn things.

Hair spray

Unleash the power.
Potatoe or potato.
No matter, wait for the boom.

Skunk Oil

Change the tranny fluid.
Should only take ten minutes.
I kicked the bucket.

Wanda's

Eggs over easy
Bacon crisp and cup o' joe
Wanda dishes it

Scraps

The middle of the road.
Being neutral keeps you safe.
Lucky you, free food.

Desert Storm

Round and round it goes
Musical and spherical
The storm will find you

Annual

Make an appointment.
And let the dreading begin.
Do I get a drink?

Sky is Falling

Get new faucets.
Wham, bam and easy as pie.
Nothing is simple.

Making Dreams Real

Big wheel keep rollin'
Nothing can slow you down 'cept
Dinner in Tucson

Fool's Day

We all need humor.
And some try to provide it.
This is my attempt.

Water Sammich

Simple shower head
Quick fix no problem mister
Oops, grab the checkbook

xB

Is it a toaster?
Or a box to put stuff in?
Aerodynamic!

KLR

Before they were cool.
Before the internet boom.
I was at the start.

Honey honey

Tried the iron fist
Got me nuthin but trouble
Let's try the honey

Cap10K

It's the Cap 10K.
Austin, Texas in the spring.
Pour me one more drink.

Wasted

It wastes too much time.
To make me more productive.
And fix Lotus Notes.

Memories

Really groovy clothes.
Booze, beer, and mixers for all.
And my date vomits.

Project Fuzzy

Introduce myself?
I'm a man of wealth and fame.
Won't you guess my name!

Hole punch blues

Daddy gotta go
Slap them cuffs on tight now boy
Got the hole punch blues

Feet on the Street

Man swingin' ax said
Twenty seven hundred down
Less feet on the street

Gold

You have to move dirt.
But the gold is always there.
But move lots of dirt.

Wishing

The paint gets closer.
With challenges, not problems.
Worry not; paint dries.

Sign o' the times

Forget the new Benz
Brutha can you spare a dime
Gotta pay the rent

Will Work for Food

More layoffs announced.
Could effect the janitors.
No reason to clean.

Pets

No, I cannot dunk.
I am a bit bow legged.
They call me Baxter.