Rovio Hiaku

Good times on the deck.
Kindle and margaritas.
What could be better>

Stainless

Sophisticated
Heat you up or cool you off
Stainless all the way

One Wheeled Thief?

Stop, Security.
Wait, I'm just getting the mail.
Oh, and I live here.

Size Matters (3 pics)

You're bigger than me.
You have a bling plate to boot.
I like my xB.

Company Pier

Never fish from pier
Do as I say, not as I do
I run school for girls

Rebel

I am a rocker.
I do not believe in rules.
I leave when I want.

Ira (or 401K)

Sucked under the bridge.
For The Inspector's hard dock.
Is that bleach I smell?

swing me

When in the Lone Star

You can't just swing me around

And not hit somethin'

 

 

aromatherapy

Drive at 5:45

Have a special gift waiting

Just open the door

 

 

farmer

We can use my yard

Last man to go always wins

Farmer's walk baby!

 

 

nordic pounds

sure, we can work out

Gotta pump up for my dates

I lift nordic pounds

 

tire pressure

lunch is over now

how 'bout you check the tires

While I deal a hit

 

how many miles?

you ever wondered

how many miles that you've laid?

I have done the math

 

 

pick me up

It's cool, no problem

Oh man, I can't handle it.

Gotta pick it up.

 

 

 

 

WoW

Geeks and nerds know it.
Predict the odds of a raid.
Repeating, of course.

pink polo

Boy toys will wear me

Only if I'm a freebie 

Luv that Ritz Carlton

 

 

 

Triode

I have three inputs

Leave a Franklin for dinner

I am the triode

 

 

masters swim

why do they call it 

masters swim class, you might ask

it's more like tubin'

 

 

 

leather

furry snout boring

master wants to mix it up

I say bring it on

 

Pollen Carpet

Softer for tires.
Harder on the nose and throat.
Austin every year.

u.t.

Welcome to Austin.
Where an Aggie feels alone.
Shrug and say "Gig 'em".

peloton

I help old men fly
No, I am not viagra
I am peloton

maxi pad

It sure does a lot.
But it better for that price.
I am no "fan boy".

Kindle

aint for no playa
Or for doin' bicep curls
But gotta like price

That's Hot

How hot is too hot? A disk is not an oven. Owls get new machine.

Risetime

Something about her
Makes you rise up real quick
Miss Henrietta

Vermin

It's "Fuzzy Season".
Forced busing is the answer.
I cannot hurt them.

TH300

T h three hundred
Was more than most could swallow
Now gone obsolete

Four Banger

I used to need more.
And have more I still must have.
But I don't need more.

Prof

A reputation.
He never shows us nothing.
The Professional.

Tax Refund

You only live once

Am going aero baby

Magic man refund

 

 

 

 

 

New Wheels

Seventeen systems
Just more icing on the cake
Player needs new wheels

I'm worthless

This year different?
Hopeful man asked the balance
Zero point zero

Fw: I'm worthless

Sent: Tue Apr 06 14:18:43 2010
Subject: I'm worthless

Is this year different?
Hopeful man asked the balance
Zero point zero she said

Bert

Rise time and jitter.
Who doesn't miss the real Bert?
The high speed player.

Used / Abused

Critter computer.
Had many nights spent outside.
CPR issued.

Just enough test

Before the shark jumped
Ah there was a golden age
Semicon joe ruled

Bert

Loved you as a kid
With that unibrow and shirt
I miss the real Bert

Skull Crusher

Lamp in my office.
I made it out of CDs.
I must be a freak.

Please Stop [2 pics]

It used to be fun.
Now it is just a big pain.
We just want to sleep.

Blind Haiku

Theatre of the mind
Is all I have to offer
Some call me half assed

Bored with Rovio [2 pics]

At first I was scared.
Then it turned into a game.
Now it's a new friend.

Ringtail vs Owl? [short vid]

A house for an owl.
Maybe there will be a fight.
The owl will kick ass.

hard life

Taking in the sun
Ground ain't good enough for me
Why is my nose sore?

Battleshipped

Welcome my new friend.
You're too expensive to drop.
Oops; sometimes I might.

Morning snowplow

I'm a morning gal
Fingers curled 'round steamy mug
A russian snowplow?

Razor over Rovio

Only cost eight cents.
Today you are three months old.
Don't you dare cut me.