Austin

Hello, weary one.
Got along fine without you.
See you on Tuesday.

U.S.A.

I see fat people.
And I see more fat people.
There's no place like home.

Yikes!

Wait, please don't shoot me.
Just a lost American.
Serious wrong turn!

Four

This shot confirms it.
Hope for owlets-a-plenty.
Go Mother Nature.

Whatever you like, sire

Indubitably
Pardon my lack of top hat
At your service, sire

Huh?

Google is confused.
I see no pirates around.
Fifty four percent.

New Soldier

Previous pleaser.
Gave his all for my pleasure.
Will you be worthy?

Dead Solider

You served your time well.
Your only goal was to please.
Expendable you.

Sky Park

Acre in the sky.
Three buildings offer support.
Warning! No beer served.

Respect the Shirt

I am engineer.
Don't forget technology.
No time for college.

Multiple Singapore Stainless

These guys are hard core.
A mug or frig not enough.
They have a roof of stainless.

Just one more thing

I am corporate
So close but so elusive
Modern comp programs

Earl of Sammich

Earl this and Earl that.
A sammich turns to moray.
It's Jungle code speak.

I Care

Don't trust interwebs.

They say I don't, but I do.

Mean Mullet Rocker!

ID Tag

For years I've marked you
Handmade by crochet needles
I am green pom pom

Alter Ego

Early morning call.
We talk math and strategy.
Conference call artwork.

Dinner

My food just came out.
What the hell did I order.
Let's give this a try.

Singapore

For a small country.
They serve a very big beer.
They need to; it's hot!

Crappy Job

Sure, it's a living.
But who would want to do it?
Or be the patient.

Peacock

BBHOF
Not enough for this peacock
I'm watchin' you boy

Reflections

Breakfast with iPhone.
A mirror on the ceiling.
All alone I sit.

Confused

Sure, I am sleepy.
The words are very simple.
I don't understand.

Don't care

Cobras don't scare me
I eat them and then take naps
Honey b don't care

Mecca

With way would I point?
GPS batteries dead.
Ceiling shows the way.

McCoy

We have left Kansas.
Stand for number one or two.
Just like at Spears Ranch.

Chicks with attitude

Bedeviled they are
Hard boiled, whipped, and spicy hot
These chicks are golden

Movie prop

It is not hi-tech.
It is not from Hollywood.
I am Ironman.

Bamboo

Design by cuz tee
A shadescreen for you
And sammich for me

Modern World

Germs fear this country.
With pics to show you the way.
Directions to kill.

One night in...

Won't be going there.
Say the city name and laugh.
Leaves on the "four five"!

Anti-Sign

You can't post a sign.
Yet we tell you with a sign.
You can't post a sign.

Golden orb

Spacecraft on a stick?
Nope, it's mini butterscotch
I am a dum dum

Official Greeter

Quietly I sit.
Iron Jungle travelers.
I'm now an icon.

Would you like fries with that?

Death from starvation?
Fast food is at each corner.
And so are trash cans.

Slacker generation

I hit the jackpot
On the gravy train for years
Entitlement rules!

Teflon

Proven chemistry.

Nothing can stick to Teflon.

Except a sticker.

More?

Is that a forth egg?
The mother still plays all night.
The eggs miss her warmth.

Western expansion

Fattened in a trough
Hey, where did all my friends go?
Two tacos, sausage.

Bandit

When you are asleep.

The night belongs to Bandit.

Fatso is my name.

Jr Asst Web Master

Help with interwebs.
Too stupid to send e-mail.
Bailed out like Pecos.

3 Eggs

I take a quick peek.

Amazed, I see a third egg.

Kinda like McCoy

Company Pier

The school was shut down
But learnin' had to be done
Just look at her now

Chips

Chips are expensive.
But for others, not for me.
Free crunchy goodness.

Ant on Wall

Profiles in Science

icashregister

Two Egg Owl Omelet