Squeaky clean

Free dental cleaning
Every day for eight years
Time for a fresh head

Copy/Paste SW #Engineering

#NXP

Publicly sold dreams.
Commemorating our win!
My spirit broken.

Thank you sir

No more bulky shoes
Thanks to Sir Isaac Newton
Natural running

Rat's Nest

It's very simple.
Unroll the same way you roll.
Males only get this.

Scavenger hunt

Ooh, a morsel fell
She didn't notice it
Now it is all mine

ABQ

Miss the Texas heat.
Sadies chili for two nights.
Burning ring of fire.

Goat to glass

For the lactose free
But Is it really better?
It's de-li-i-cious

Glug Glugs

I like Jeopardy.
With Alex and all the nerds.
Best viewed with a beer.

Nothin

Was it good selling?
Hard to measure anymore
Nothin' shows for it

Found Him!

Get mindshare or die.
'Cuz motivation may lapse.
Helping the channel.

Lingering

Mighty desert beast
Whose scent can linger in beards
Back in good ole days

Tony Roma

It is just a game.
Expert at the "Pick Six" pass.
I'm a zillionaire.

Cobbler

Dividend is here
Turn four forty into gold
Three berry cobbler

#Stink in One Mile

#PIDay PI Fest

They gather in herds.
To solve your computing needs.
Learn to code Python.

Feline Millennium (47K)

3.14159265359

It's irrational.
It's a low cost CPU.
It is March Fourteenth.

Multiply

Just one plant for burns
Now taking over the yard
Aloe factory

Bareback

Hop on there cowboy
Loser becomes a burger
Ride that tail feather

Arrrrrrrr

I'm a tuff hipster.
Pirate earring and "do" rag.
Live and breath Star Wars.

Addiction

Raspberry PI Three.
On board WiFi and BlueTooth.
Still thirty five bucks.

Grinder

Wise man said speed killed
Knead and grind brings back to life
Tomorrow we run

3537

Doggie

It's Friday again.
Baxter is the alpha dog.
Others use side vent.

Stakeout

In the great outdoors
Ready to work the side vent
Just need C rations

@NumerousApp 😢

The best things are free.
That is how the cliche goes.
But I would have paid.

Well done

Charred to perfection
Over morning's open flame
Hope you like crispy

Six 7s

Insert coin to play.
And yank the One Arm Bandit.
Odometer slots.

Drinking problem

Parched at altitude
I see water in that cup
But my ears won't fit

Jumpin' Jack Flash

A desert wives tale
Legends of jumping cholla
Be careful Big Pat

Wise Owl (2 pics)

She's a natural pet.
Broadcast on the Internet.
Jungle tradition.

#Firestarter

Drill found in the ditch.
Too bad the charger was gone.
Let's burn the house down.

Chillin

Michael Jordan swag
Nothing fazed this little one
Tongue out the side door

Almost #Jungle Time

Wait for the headlights.
It's "T" minus one minute.
And still no Big Mike.

Managing a #CodeMonkey

#Piggyback Rider

Pain train

Time to toe the line
Just suck it up buttercup
Thirty two hundred

Pocket Bike

American bound.
Fits in the palm of your hand.
Virtual MC.

Seeking comfort

Calm amidst the storm
Inbox over two thousand
Spears ranch is calling

Feline Millennium (46K)

Holiday Cheer

It is criminal.
There ought to be a new law.
Christmas; three six five.

Death Blow

One Hundred Gig Hurts
Oh the poor Professional
A high tech Death Blow

E=MC^2

Einstein figured it.
Speed causes change in SpaceTime.
And I like bagels.

ROI

Home brew cup o' joe
Piping hot with frothy top
Free but no stampede

Napa Flats

To me, beer is food.
Tiny bubbles sooth my throat.
Good thing it is food.

Scope Month

What could be grander?
To view electric signals.
Better than Oscars.

March on

The first day of March
Can't believe it's been a year
Happy haiku month

If you drink don't drive