Monday, April 26, 2021

Hmmmmmm

Who took this phone?
'cuz it matter for the score.
Carrots for lazy.

Inverse

Ebony panda
My call sign rhymes with the Fonz
The cool cars say Aaay!

Sunday, April 25, 2021

Franchise

Take the Iron name.
Substitute the word Jungle.
Instant new bidnizz.

Groovin’

Mailed it in today
Another rubber gadget
Pointer thumb pinch point

Saturday, April 24, 2021

Group

The Cone of Silence.
A super spreader event.
Minimum spacing.

Biding time

Patiently waiting
Then will hit panda drop zone
That's how I get ya

Thursday, April 22, 2021

45

Time to make it rain.
The desert life is my life.
How much must we waste?

Pound me

Old fashioned fist fight
Let's take it outside right now
Hashtag Morse old school
> 

Wednesday, April 21, 2021

Modern Art

Not watercolors
Or a cartoonish streetlight
Maybe e-paintbrush?

Reality

Empty on inside.
Transparent on the outside.
Won't be fooled again.

Tuesday, April 20, 2021

Pollen season

Gardening hobby
Popular with the ladies
Stamen money shot

AZ Legal

Swamp cooler relax.
Water pipe complicated.
Where to add the bowl?

Monday, April 19, 2021

Junior McGlug

Shirley Temple please
Pretending not to notice
Is that a Guinness?

Milk

Cow or not to cow?
Coconut or stomach ache.
That is the question.

Deuce

Today I am late.
Extra time but no real pic.
Lazy new level.

Sunday, April 18, 2021

Law of multiplication

Half assed multiplied 
Equates to a full time job
My work is done here 



Saturday, April 17, 2021

Metering

Project for the labs
Not sure how this applies here
Measurement matters

Seasonal

Day two of Christmas.
What my true love gave to me.
Turtle Dove in nest.

Friday, April 16, 2021

Internet sensation

Basking in the fame
Star of the tweeting cat door
Forgive the soft serve

No Kid

I need a daughter.
For IJ heavy lifting.
To just phone it in.

Thursday, April 15, 2021

Shin Din

a long day of work
calls for a good bowl of soup
some shin for my din

Tax Day

This was once tax day.
Delay from the bad COVID.
Plant picture instead.

Wednesday, April 14, 2021

Grub

Is that a ladder?
Integration with corn?
What the hell is this?

Jungle values

IJ principle
Totally dedicated
Failure is success
>

Tuesday, April 13, 2021

Old school

Rig the container.
Hell with the environment.
Paper internet.

Food trailer

Time for new bidness
Set up shop on one way street
Serve up taco gold

Monday, April 12, 2021

Stumped

Are you kidding me?
Not even sure this should post.
Time to make some cheese 🫕.

Highway debris simulation

The narrowing chute
For evasive maneuvers
It's a life saver

Under pressure

Calm before the storm
Pressure cooker coming soon
Set it to fiddy

Sunday, April 11, 2021

Da News

Ten percent at one. 
Temperature is 53. 
My wrist is broken. 

Saturday, April 10, 2021

Panda Symmetry

Set them at fifty
Visual pkzipping
Panda symmetry

Friday, April 9, 2021

Ridiculous

I got dues to pay.
And things costing more each day.
It's cheaper than snails.

Wind Proof

I remember these.
A sales award for hard work.
Pheasant under glass.

Double slug

Slinging the big brass
Ignore the blood stain on left
Double slug breakdown

Starter Fluid

Youth is for the young.
Ease into the addiction.
Thanks for the support.

Thursday, April 8, 2021

Breaker one nine

It's kay five ay bee
Real name bob dick frank or dick
On the five meg band

Wednesday, April 7, 2021

Plus thirty

Reading thirty high
You got me under pressure
Give me forty five

I’m back

Hurry up; get in!
And quickly go to nowhere.
And then the next place.

Tuesday, April 6, 2021

See you at the bar

C U at the bar
Wall mounted and spaced apart
You keep me grounded

I can explain

Misunderstood sweat.
What should I think about this?
It's a running thang.


Monday, April 5, 2021

Passing in the turns

From the boys in A
Come the C deliveries
Passing in the turns

Modern CookieWall

I use DuckDuckGo.
And their engine is Google.
Limited tracking.

Sunday, April 4, 2021

Flagstone confessions

Flagstone confessions
You can start a fire with that
Marker forty five

Hobby

Just add radio.
And wait for propagation.
20 meter band.

Saturday, April 3, 2021

Greenlight

Not just P-X-I
We're in the systems bizness
Crossing all the t's

Gold

Intolerable.
It is a gift and a curse.
That is what you are.

Friday, April 2, 2021

HPIB

HP invented
I triple e four eight eight
National profits

15

Deez nutz joke in here.
Rolling the dice for the fun.
I will not go blind.

Thursday, April 1, 2021

It’s your dime

Rubber meets the road
Letters and braille for the blind
Call me on your dime

Sheep

You don't have to think.
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
Or the blue arrow.