Counting calories

Your food will find you
Just sit and wait patiently
Twenty fourth in line

Gamblin’ man

I'm a gamblin' man
Risk it all on a dice roll
Always crapping out

Fire

It's an easy fix.
It is an expensive fix.
Use the childhood toy.

Before Jerry

America's team
Happy fans before Jerry
Landry and Tex Shram

Rare

Hipsters will buy it.
Craving for yesterday times.
Cheap at any price.

Nature walk

Looking for truffles
On a blue sky nature walk
Who put this fence here?

Catsup

Anticipation.
Delivery horsefeathers.
Elon do better.

Family picnic

Family picnic
Protected by chain link fence
Big W life

Charge!

All systems are green.
But they never are all green.
Electrify me.

With Push-button ease

Where is the handle?
Oh wait, there's a button here
Will it shut itself?

Let’s roll

No car from Elon
Time to get out of the house
The stampede awaits

I’m having Girls

I need a haircut.
Handful of Little Legend.
Shoes off the sofa!!!

Spray paint

Canary yellow
And glossy black in a can
Spraying the good dog

Confused

Egg laying rabbit.
Or rabbit ear wearing duck.
What's the connection?

No respect

Just like Rodney D
E coli gets no respect
Beware protein shakes

Daily routine

The daily routine
Do they stay up til midnight?
Working for the man

Ball

Fire in the sky.
Daily it comes and it goes.
Sunrise or sunset?

Sequined

Pointillism art
Or from Madonna's closet
Bullets in the round

Yell Net

One ringy dingy.
Hit me up on the cellie.
Employee of Month.

Can’t beat the price

Some freebies do suck
With a little elbow grease
Working good as new

Bench

Sit and ride the pine.
Enjoying the blue sky view.
This ain't Pagosa.

Not for beginners

Not for beginners
Wiener tract automation
Kick it up a notch

Snake Oil

Product of aging.
All I need is a mustache.
Just drink it instead.

Red moon rising

Home brew spectrogram
From jungle lab equipment
A red moon rising

Vintage

Kicking it old school.
No resettable breakers.
Fix with a penny.

Getaway vehicle

Back when steel made cars
And no seatbelts were needed
Pass the smoke cup please

USA 🇺🇸

Well back in my day….
We peppered down and hit fence.
What happened to fun?

Fuel

Great taste, less filling.
Cool container is for free.
Clog my arteries.

And everything

The white glove treatment
A bonnet and ev'rything
Annual dress up

Ode to Tweeting cat door

Missing lil Kelso
and his tweet door with Zena
Now ham with this cat

Full

Slick down with butter.
Double stuff me to the max.
Heat me up and eat.

Not Prime

This number is odd.
And divisible by five.
Next one is even.

Upstate

Hailing from upstate
Call me K twenty one K
Perry f hadlock

Fuzzy

Caution to the wind
Ancestors relocated
Returned to the scene

Mr WebEX

Six high and one wide.
How is the at Blue Sheet coming?
Wider looks different.

Flat

Call service center.
That's why they call it the blues.
D.I.Y fixit!

Set hold run

Not quite tune zoom boom
But we'll do set hold and run
Automated temps

Fire

Disaster awaits.
Keep component is friction.
Avoid bone on bone.

Dashboard

Ole fashioned dashboard
Big sensor deal, Texas style
Top notch Garland gauge

Slam dunk

Playing in the paint
If you wanna slam dunk here
Must go through panda

TH300

America's Team
Thirty years only three rings
We all blame Romo

Sniff

Some have two of them
While others just wait and wait
Nikolai is proud

Intolerance

Bring on the Wiemer's.
IronJungle disaster.
PKZip no more.

Rockin’ it

You fellas thirsty?
A cold frosty beverage
Meet me on the deck

That’s Italian

A great home cooked meal.
Just like from the old country.
Thank you, Mister Joe.

Go the extra mile

Go the extra mile
Family's everything
And supercharging

Steve

Who knows Building A?
Only our best for the best.
Short time attitude.

Green lighted

They call me voltar
internet stoplight is green
Triple can depot

Calm

They call me the breeze.
Stress just rolls off of my back.
Sans BoJack Horseman.

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