MM4

False reputation.
And never brings anything.
Let him cork the bat.

MM3

But where will I go.
They say I cannot stay here.
So where can I go.

MM2

Where are all the teeth?
I wish I spoke Hill Billy.
Pass the moonshine, please.

Rock Hard Putty

You need a job done
Call the rock hard champion
Durhams will not shrink

MM

Headin' down the road.
Professional at my side.
And lots of phone time.

More?

We always want more.
When anything is enough.
Enough is enough.

Sealed with a mess

Yo bring out the goop
Gotta seal it dry 'n tight
Wood go down tonite

What the...

Did it jump the shark?
We knew that at Billy Bob's
I see dead people.

Not this $h#± again

Yours doesn't trigger.
That's just an urban legend.
And it's not High Price.

Learn Me

It is fun to learn.
But it makes the day seem long.
Oh boy, here's the food!

Waco

Why take back Waco?
Who would want it anyway?
Worst Tex-Mex ever!

Get UR Geek On!

All boys look at girls.
But not like an engineer.
I don't need "the Net".

Test Drive

Decisions are tough
Take a test drive to be sure
Or hire young talent

Boiiiing...

Spring is in the air.
Flowers, owls, and other stuff.
Ouch, a bee stung me!!!

Wood Sammich

Started with a flood
Then a decorator's flair
Now a wood bankroll

BB&B

We had some free time.
Too windy for the dragon.
Where is Hank the Tank?

Prometh

Yes, I hear a voice.
From the god of hell fire.
He says to burn things.

Hair spray

Unleash the power.
Potatoe or potato.
No matter, wait for the boom.

Skunk Oil

Change the tranny fluid.
Should only take ten minutes.
I kicked the bucket.

Wanda's

Eggs over easy
Bacon crisp and cup o' joe
Wanda dishes it