Scraps

The middle of the road.
Being neutral keeps you safe.
Lucky you, free food.

Desert Storm

Round and round it goes
Musical and spherical
The storm will find you

Annual

Make an appointment.
And let the dreading begin.
Do I get a drink?

Sky is Falling

Get new faucets.
Wham, bam and easy as pie.
Nothing is simple.

Making Dreams Real

Big wheel keep rollin'
Nothing can slow you down 'cept
Dinner in Tucson

Fool's Day

We all need humor.
And some try to provide it.
This is my attempt.

Water Sammich

Simple shower head
Quick fix no problem mister
Oops, grab the checkbook

xB

Is it a toaster?
Or a box to put stuff in?
Aerodynamic!

KLR

Before they were cool.
Before the internet boom.
I was at the start.

Honey honey

Tried the iron fist
Got me nuthin but trouble
Let's try the honey

Cap10K

It's the Cap 10K.
Austin, Texas in the spring.
Pour me one more drink.

Wasted

It wastes too much time.
To make me more productive.
And fix Lotus Notes.

Memories

Really groovy clothes.
Booze, beer, and mixers for all.
And my date vomits.

Project Fuzzy

Introduce myself?
I'm a man of wealth and fame.
Won't you guess my name!

Hole punch blues

Daddy gotta go
Slap them cuffs on tight now boy
Got the hole punch blues

Feet on the Street

Man swingin' ax said
Twenty seven hundred down
Less feet on the street

Gold

You have to move dirt.
But the gold is always there.
But move lots of dirt.

Wishing

The paint gets closer.
With challenges, not problems.
Worry not; paint dries.

Sign o' the times

Forget the new Benz
Brutha can you spare a dime
Gotta pay the rent

Will Work for Food

More layoffs announced.
Could effect the janitors.
No reason to clean.