Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Water Sammich

Simple shower head
Quick fix no problem mister
Oops, grab the checkbook


Is it a toaster?
Or a box to put stuff in?

Monday, March 30, 2009


Before they were cool.
Before the internet boom.
I was at the start.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Honey honey

Tried the iron fist
Got me nuthin but trouble
Let's try the honey


It's the Cap 10K.
Austin, Texas in the spring.
Pour me one more drink.

Friday, March 27, 2009


It wastes too much time.
To make me more productive.
And fix Lotus Notes.

Thursday, March 26, 2009


Really groovy clothes.
Booze, beer, and mixers for all.
And my date vomits.

Project Fuzzy

Introduce myself?
I'm a man of wealth and fame.
Won't you guess my name!

Hole punch blues

Daddy gotta go
Slap them cuffs on tight now boy
Got the hole punch blues

Feet on the Street

Man swingin' ax said
Twenty seven hundred down
Less feet on the street

Wednesday, March 25, 2009


You have to move dirt.
But the gold is always there.
But move lots of dirt.


The paint gets closer.
With challenges, not problems.
Worry not; paint dries.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Sign o' the times

Forget the new Benz
Brutha can you spare a dime
Gotta pay the rent

Will Work for Food

More layoffs announced.
Could effect the janitors.
No reason to clean.

Monday, March 23, 2009


No, I cannot dunk.
I am a bit bow legged.
They call me Baxter.

Sunday, March 22, 2009


Spring brings the flowers.
The flowers bring butterflies.
Speeches bring them too.


Palm callous be gone
Magic grippers do the trick
Run with them for fun

SanTan Flats

Biker and country
Barbeque cannon loading
Sunset on the porch

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Ode to BJ

You sit quietly.
With a stone face expression.
Or is that plaster.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Cable bill

Times are tough right now
Rabbit ears may re-emerge
Oops forgot cable bill


Owl to the lizard.
Warm your body, but beware.
I will own the night.


Never done a shrug.
Can't even lift a trap bar.
I disgrace the name.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

What are friends for?

Why do we have friends.
Close ones are like family.
Ignore them till death.

Bowie's Logic

I am the DJ.
That is what David told us.
I am what I play.

Take Aim

No, not the xB.
Point that thing the other way.
The Rock ant is fine.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Modern Times

We don't need a voice.
The keyboard is good enough.
But not for Kelso.


Children are growing
Unscrew the cabinet locks
Katy bar the door


Nothing but blue skies.
And I am at work today.
Motorbikes drive by.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

IJ Youth

Prometheus rocks.
This months nomination waits.
Bye Napoleon.

Monday, March 16, 2009


We put up a box.
We installed a camera.
And wait for nature.

Halls of Justice

Waiting to be called
Must serve the county system
What time is lunch break?

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Burn, Baby, Burn

A dangerous toy.
Made safer with a label.
Now kids can use it.

From Light comes Fire

It was a balloon.
I can still see where it was.
Now it is a ghost.


Biking to San Juan
To the towers we shall climb
Don't be half-wheelin'

Unlocked and Loaded (3)

The greatest burger.
Worth the long drive to Wharton.
Crap, where are my keys?

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Youth Memories

All young boys like sports.
Individual and teams.
Another paper?


Record what we say?
Are you stupid, you moron?
Watch the worlds collide.

Pi Day

Start with a circle.
And express it with numbers.
Mmmmm, delicious Pi.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Ride the Storm

Standing on tiptoes
Hoping you will make the cut
Sorry not this time

The waiting

Of tasty eggs and java
Scrabble in the sun

Lions Paw

Is that a lion?
Pull the torn out of the paw.
Till death do us part.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Locked and Unloaded (2)

The book slams shut, bang!
No front desk but most are checked.
Now where are the rest?

Locked and Unloaded

A place to read books
not to assemble the Glock
bring your card okay

Death of a Pen

Oh, the thrill is gone.
The build up was exciting.
And a big let down.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009


Why the hell is that.
It that looks like a piston.
What about I max?

Tuesday, March 10, 2009


Just a bit of bad.
I try to plan for the good.
But dumb is the best.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Chili Billy

Loading the cannon
With the best grub in the west
Professional grade


Go by motorbike.
The fun way to travel.
I enjoy the solitude.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

The Lab

A few components.
Let's do a laser project.
One that can make fire.

Shriner car

Ostriches parade
must be March in AZ cuz
shriners pimp their rides