Thursday, March 31, 2011

Ben's bro

When thrill of the deal
Fails to bump up the heartbeat
Ben B's bro can help


Hi, I've been waiting.
It looks like you have lost weight.
Visit India?

Owl Cam

The blue screen of death.
A bad sector on the disk?
Privacy for owls.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Stainless nirvana

Found the mother lode
A paradise now revealed
My new favorite

Options Sammich

Gotta pay the debt
Forty percent ain't 'nuff
Gross option sammich


You gave us haikus.
And more than one brand of beer.
Drink in your support.

Lost Again

I know where I am.
The map in the sky tells me.
Heading to home base.


I pull for Japan.
Support by drinking their beer.
And wish you goodwill.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Pucker up

Once was a bar shot
Now lemon drops are in bowls
Nice sour pusses

Monday, March 28, 2011

No balls

Once center for fun
Now I'm past my prime and have
Nothing to offer

Lone Wolf

They seem so friendly.
No back talk and laugh at jokes.
Time to head for home.

Delayed Suicide

Bullet would be faster.
But not as enjoyable.
Children stay away.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

three hitch hikers

My cargo in red
Flaming with a backside bump
Can hold three hitchers

uSketch-ed Photo

New B.Y.O.B

Well, this is wordy.
Marketing class is needed.
Misleading slogan.


I am not in Spain.
Tango is not what I do.
Yum, salty goodness.

Saturday, March 26, 2011


Flamingo plumage
Shooting pink from the backside
Coming of age party

Easy Haiku

Almost writes itself.
The cliches are obvious.
I did not partake.

Stainless Tech

Two better than one.
A Fault Tolerant System.
United States needs.

Friday, March 25, 2011


Beware of the Phog.
What in the hell is a "Phog"?
Looks like an ink splash.

Smoked Out

They must be rubbed right.
Watch "Full Metal Jacket".
Fire starters here.

uSketch-ed Photo


I've waited so long
Now diggin' this late day sun
Stud boy casts shadow


They document things.
They can write under whipped cream.
They are used worldwide.

Adv link pic


Different country now.
With that comes different customs.
I don't adopt all.

Poor man's u sketch

No iApps for us
Just need whiteboard and markers
Old school at young age

Road Weary

Twenty one hours.
I think I am losing it.
Too much airport time.

Thursday, March 24, 2011


New ess bucks logo
Where's the girl I've come to know?

Drug Money

That chalky mint taste.
Intolerant quick fix.
At least we hope so.

Too Kwell for School

With wind in their face.
Young Carl and family are brave.
Dad wears the helmet.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

You may never get rich

Rose Royce sang it best
Better than diggin' a ditch
Workin' the car wash

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Fascinating Technology

Dreams as youth are now.
Is it live; is it iPhone?
Magic in a box!

Shock the Monkey

Cover me through fire.
And cover me, when I sleep.
This lipstick is weird!


Hot with heavy smoke.
Someone must have rubbed them right.
They must rub a lot.

The guy's hangout

When not eating clucks
This buffet line here was tops
What do you do, guy?

Hungry Peddler

Where do clucks come from?
This truck yields a good supply.
Routine walk to work.


Don't have a gas can.
And yes, I ride side saddle.
Please do not judge me.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Healthier lives?

Pump it up playhouse
Smell of clorox fills the air
Owner's bald with stache

Forbidden Chair

First we get a chair.
Don't even use it for hits.
Must respect the chair.

Sunday, March 20, 2011


Looks like play money.
It spends just like real money.
I think math is hard.

Failed System

Betrayed this morning
By my trusted companion
Code brown on the trail

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Carl's Forecast

Twenty degrees C.
With only "mild smoke" today.
Wait; did he say "smoke"?

Ostrich jockey

Taming the wild bird
Risking life, limb, and manhood
Tastes just like chicken

21st Century

A man need routines.
iPhone makes Dick Tracy real.
Long live the podcast


Land of Carl is cheap.
But it also smells funny.
Adventure ahead.

1st Carl

Plink plink, plink plink plink.
Plink, plink plink plink, plink plink plink.
Plink, plink plink, plink, plink.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Huge Moon

Once in eighteen years
The moon glows this large and bright
March eighteen oh ten

Witchy Woman

Ain't got no playmates
Witchy woman in my crib
Takin' care of me


I carry greenbacks.
Say "bunk" to that video.
The home of the brave.