Monday, April 30, 2012

Way of life

The sign promises
If only it was the truth
It's a big man's world

Exit the Hauki

A creative month.
Complete with stupid haukis.
Reverse Caption now.

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Mad Scientist

Cursing does not help.
Rumor is it used to work.
He looks like Bevis.  

Etch A Sketch

Too simple for me.
Make the toy complicated.
Will it play again?

Sleeping beauty

Rousing performance
Am soaking up ev'ry note
Don't mind my head nods

Why the mad look?

Tired of this job.
Sitting on eggs all day long.
Soon the hard stuff starts.

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Willie (multiple pics)

Legend of country.
Both lungs full of musky smoke.
Red headed stranger.

iPhone Killer?

Let's think back in time.
Ever hear of Nokia.
Yes, I was impressed.

Hipster (multiple pics)

Charge the battery.
Hipster photo safari.
Bored in five minutes.

Dancing light

Sticker shock at first
Feeling like bargain by end
Dancing light to tunes

Screech Owl Fly By

What the hell is that?
Logical Explanation.
Has to be a ghost.

Friday, April 27, 2012


Twelve year old bottle.
Vs the common youngster.
Good, but save the cash.

Home alone

Am alone at last
It's been a long fourteen days
And I'm no racist

Must be Wednesday

It must be Wedn'sday
The simple life in heaven
Time to fill the truck

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Movin' on up

I'm movin' on up
To a deluxe apartment
In the sky eye eye

Leave Me Alone

Enough is enough.
A little privacy, please.
Oh, you're a chauffeur.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Toddler discrimination

They eat more than me
Why do their meals come for free?
Toddlers protest


Feels like I'm smiling
But my face is still numbed out
Cooker in shipping

Owl Privacy

I always feel like,
Somebody is watching me.
Oh, It's Pat again.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Interior design flaw

Let's mess with owner
Black carpets should do the trick
They'll never come clean

Self Portrait

Playing with new toy
White shirt man in driveway.
The iPhone knows all.

What's in a name?

I Triple E bus.
Four eight eight? H P I B?
Depends on the cost!

Oh, the Humanity

My friends went to lunch.
They said, "Cluck, cluck. Here we are."
Then they disappeared.

Changing Liquids

It's a miracle
He turns water into wine.
This guy.... He's the guy.

Monday, April 23, 2012

My Pal

Five o'clock shadow.
User of the Skype network
Professional grade.

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Three Stooges

Moe Larry Curley
We're victims of circumstance
A woo woo woo woo


I am the Hipster.
Revel in my flannel shirt.
Different, but the same.

Saturday, April 21, 2012


Every inch full
Our fridge is no longer ours
We've been invaded


Two stepper motors.
Controlled via on PICAXE.
Mims printer reuse.

Friday, April 20, 2012

happy hour

Thought work week was done
This wine is getting to me
Not so happy hour

Doggin' it

Hey, something is up
Better pop out for a look
Prairie doggin' style


We need more power.
Energy thirsty iPhone.
Five syllables here.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Can't fake it

How do they do it?
Can fake it for a moment
But it don't feel right

Barb Says

Is that you again?
WTH, it's 1 AM!
The travel glamour.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Mental Case

From a early age.
No button shall go unused.
No spare button holes.


Canary yellow.
Will you provide second pic?
I have to leave now.


How I use this blog.
Photo documentation.
With the burden of hiaku.

Watch Sammich

Bargain in customs
A surprise when we get home
Still earning my keep

Proposed Font

Is it possible?
Routines for the Etch A Sketch.
In over my head.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Voltar Giving Back

Most people just take.
The web needs those that give back.
Six Million Plus Hits!

Couch potato

More sports on t v
Nobody can outlast me
Too lazy to move

I am Hipster

Wool hat when it's hot.
Wear sunglasses while indoors.
The boots complete me.

Hello, again

Are you back so soon?
You still look very sleepy.
See you at midnight.


Take a childhood toy.
Add Professional's steppers.
Low cost data log.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Who really won?

They got all the press
For winning power pee see
We won the orders