Sunday, May 31, 2009


What was wrong with it?
It was old and not stainless.
They both heat water.

Saturday, May 30, 2009


Put toys on the top.
Then you go for a long ride.
Beer makes me sleepy.

Big bench

Big bench press starts young
Ten pounds and a maxwell please
Stop at twenty reps

Thursday, May 28, 2009


It freshens the air.
Would it work in Pagoza?
Very unlikely.


It earned you starbucks
Now on Pagoza Bar wall
Lars poker no more

Tuesday, May 26, 2009


Learning with my friends.
For family harmony.
Creepy guy watches.

It's Over

As Jerry would say.
It was the summer of George.
Back to the rat race.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Road trip

Wheels rollin' five bells
Black clad biker headin' home
Bringin' hell with him

Sunday, May 24, 2009

The Shirt

One more day, old pal.
I know; it's hotter here.
Someday you return.

Saturday, May 23, 2009


Interesting place.
Truth; stranger than Pulp Fiction.
Got get the Ten Mile.

Friday, May 22, 2009


Poker in the front
Liars around the table
Final resting bar

Heavy stuff

Mudskating along
Heavy stuff will be a while
Piedra river


They are built special.
Ode to the company car.
They can do it all.


In through the out door.
Mostly not recommended.
We need more coffee.

Thursday, May 21, 2009


Let's have a few beers.
And have a pullup contest.
Fitness always first.


River twists and turns
Trees lose the windy battle
Uprooted they fall

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The Real One

It is McCoy Road.
It's better than road McCoy.
And smells better, too.

Monday, May 18, 2009


Project Kelso nailed
Now for our last exercise
Margarita shrugs

Rip Off

Fifteen bucks a night!?!?
Where is the nearest Starbucks?
One hundred miles West.

Sunday, May 17, 2009


Hello again, Barb.
You are kind of an icon.
Do you ever move.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Tower of Creams

Build a sturdy base
Pile on the sweet frothy cream
Waiting for the food

Friday, May 15, 2009


Sashimi and sake
Like the taste even love the smell
Quail egg cannonball

Over Bearing

Paint is John Deer green.
But it is not a tractor.
It is a test head.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

New View

Someone is watching.
No worries; I own the night.
The lizards fear me.


All owls, all the time.
Now we wait for them to leave.
From a new camera.


Readin' and writin'
Can't hold a candle to it
Sweet math never lies


It is not Starbucks.
No pricey red Christmas cup.
That's what free gets you.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Keep it lit

Want some smoked turkey?
Put me down for a big no
I can't keep it lit

Green Thumb

First you plant a seed.
Then you water and you wait.
Next thing you know.... this.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Espresso brown

Refuge from the heat
Espresso brown is the code
Take it straight on back

Sunday, May 10, 2009


Take an old PC
Turn it into a project.
With USB jacks.

Saturday, May 9, 2009


The wife is away.
So the geek factor kicks in.
A home brew supply.

It's huge

Gone from the menu
Available if you ask
Dos Manos, it's huge


With no fancy shocks.
With a seat made of metal.
I shift with thirteen.

Friday, May 8, 2009


No need to nit pick.
Let's just go on a picnic.
And play some Scrabble.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Are you biased?

Make it be precise
Grab a bias tee and go
Measure like a pro

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Save the Owls

You have to be safe.
And the new roof if a must.
Don't jack with the owls!

The heat is on

Enjoy now my friend
Double digits are over soon
Bring on the hot stuff

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Swing baby

Pendulum swings free
Man's best friend and his daughter
Sunshine in A Z

IJ Today


Roofs can cost a lot.
They say I am in good hands.
Rain, rain, go away!

Sunday, May 3, 2009


Steaks, chops, chicken, pork
Appetizers, entrees, dessert
All hit a new max


I was given twelve.
But I only needed five.
The regulator.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Shut up already...

Mummy, I'm thirsty...
Mummy, sister keeps hitting...
Mummy, more lizards...

Stale Egg

Three of four made it.
Joe and Emma are busy.
Kids are lots of work.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Tough game

Milton bradley's game
Of words and clever thinking
Not for a pussy

Scrub scrub

Let's don't blame the pigs.
Grab one and grill it instead.
They are so tasty.