Thursday, March 31, 2016


This bag is all packed
Florida to Rhode Island
Cannonball run time


Run into the light.
Or run away from the light.
Speeders will comply.

Wednesday, March 30, 2016


Extreme foam rolling
Knobby for the deep tissues
Poor man's sports massage

Four Eggs

Jungle Watt

Stamped on the big plates.
Iron Game's favorite number.
Forty five again.

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

PI Room

Glory of travel.
Action packed and all for free.
Another hotel.

4 Eggs (Maybe 5)


Designed with a swoosh
Combined with automation
Leads to fast testing


Unique fingerprint.
Hope it last ten thousand miles.
Grips better than stock.

Monday, March 28, 2016


Case instead of wheel
Are they boiled or raw pastels?
Time for some roulette?


Drink drink drink drink drink.
Video game for adults.
Partnership rewards.

Sunday, March 27, 2016

Burning Man

Does it qualify?
Some pipe, a gauge, and two valves.
Modern day Steampunk.

Saturday, March 26, 2016


Wisdom from the boss.
And Dilbert's pane three punch line.
First morning chuckle.


Coaches V I P
Pace charting with cheap coffee
80's boom box tunes


Habit since young boy.
It must have a date on it.
It seldom needs one.

Friday, March 25, 2016

#Owl Eggs (2 pics)

Not for omelet use.
Documenting for eight years.
All owls, all the time.

Eyes wide

She's down for the count
On resurrection weekend
She'll be back for more


Born short with bow leg.
I prefer a pool table.
Life above the rim.

Thursday, March 24, 2016

Level 5

It's never been done
But the challenge was laid out
Level five you're mine

That's Italian

Oldest trick in book.
Just not funny anymore.
This gag fools no one.

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

New Max

Four bells was standard
Now kicking it up a notch
Three fifteen baby!

Once Again

Memories of yore.
Running gloves and farmer's walk.
Most dedicated.

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Wipe out

After dinner mint
Would have been a preferred choice
But got this instead

Feline Millennium (48K)


Only a number.
Brings back the good ol' days.
Nailed Project Kelso.

Monday, March 21, 2016

Scoping it out

Okay monkey, dance
Brilliant man wearing horse head
Shameless good selling

Heard at #Starbucks

Son of Preacher Curl.
Performed on a front yard rock.
Time to go Zottman.

Sunday, March 20, 2016

Squeaky clean

Free dental cleaning
Every day for eight years
Time for a fresh head

Copy/Paste SW #Engineering


Publicly sold dreams.
Commemorating our win!
My spirit broken.

Saturday, March 19, 2016

Thank you sir

No more bulky shoes
Thanks to Sir Isaac Newton
Natural running

Rat's Nest

It's very simple.
Unroll the same way you roll.
Males only get this.

Friday, March 18, 2016

Scavenger hunt

Ooh, a morsel fell
She didn't notice it
Now it is all mine


Miss the Texas heat.
Sadies chili for two nights.
Burning ring of fire.

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Goat to glass

For the lactose free
But Is it really better?
It's de-li-i-cious

Glug Glugs

I like Jeopardy.
With Alex and all the nerds.
Best viewed with a beer.

Wednesday, March 16, 2016


Was it good selling?
Hard to measure anymore
Nothin' shows for it

Found Him!

Get mindshare or die.
'Cuz motivation may lapse.
Helping the channel.

Tuesday, March 15, 2016


Mighty desert beast
Whose scent can linger in beards
Back in good ole days

Tony Roma

It is just a game.
Expert at the "Pick Six" pass.
I'm a zillionaire.

Monday, March 14, 2016


Dividend is here
Turn four forty into gold
Three berry cobbler

#Stink in One Mile

#PIDay PI Fest

They gather in herds.
To solve your computing needs.
Learn to code Python.

Feline Millennium (47K)


It's irrational.
It's a low cost CPU.
It is March Fourteenth.

Sunday, March 13, 2016


Just one plant for burns
Now taking over the yard
Aloe factory


Hop on there cowboy
Loser becomes a burger
Ride that tail feather


I'm a tuff hipster.
Pirate earring and "do" rag.
Live and breath Star Wars.

Saturday, March 12, 2016


Raspberry PI Three.
On board WiFi and BlueTooth.
Still thirty five bucks.