Friday, April 30, 2010

Loyal friend

Furry and friendly
Never a bad word to say
Yes, it's man's best friend


When TV was bad.
Before cable and HD.
Ponch and John were king.

Early Weekend

Put the toys on top.
And double the xB weight.
Need bigger motor.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Here's Johnny

Johnny knows lotion.
He knows other things as well.
Rock it to the North.


To the odyssey
Must keep the family safe
Daddy's bankrollin'

Rovio's Pal

Resistance futile.
Rulers; Rovio and I.
No need to hang boy.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

BJ words

Once an orator
And then a famous statue
Governor BJ

Best offer today

Sounds too good for truth
Could use a frosty bev'rage
Wonder what's the catch?

Snow cone

All the ice is gone
Now it's syrup through a straw
Yummy snow cone bribe

Horse play

Training the horses
And a snowy player's lid
Has been gold for me

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Fuzzies, Two Types

They call us squirrels.
Our job; torment The Jungle.
Let's go for a ride.


Batman gets thirsty.
And like lady company.
Off to the bat cave.

Monday, April 26, 2010


dry me off when done,
and I'll shave you close for weeks.
left wet, I'll cut you

Howl at the Moon

Night belongs to me.
I'm hungry for lost house cats.
Keep the pets inside.

Sunday, April 25, 2010


I'm not a waiter
Have a pocket protector
Call me a server


It is really cool.
It sux for IJ Today.
Why wont pics attach?

Saturday, April 24, 2010


I want ice cold beer.
But first I will need some beer.
And also some ice.

Just load 'em

Gotta build a fence
Don't worry about it kid
Just load the car boy

Friday, April 23, 2010

Gulg Gulg

Baseball and cold beer.
Two teams and only one wins.
But who the hell cares?

Thursday, April 22, 2010


The Commodores knew.
Celebrate good times, come on!
Party goin' on.

Dead giveaway

Bald and a moustache
Hazelnut in the coffee
Both dead giveaways

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

M Truck

Time for my milk run
Hey, what are you kids doing?
Big double U rocks!  

Tall extra hot

Tall cap extra hot
Please, while I check out your sink
I'm a big player


I have a subnet.
I mean I have two subnets.
What is a subnet?

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Dog Gone

Arf, arf, bark, bark, arf.
Woff, bark, arf, grrr, bark, bark, bark.
Arf, arf, bark, bark, arf.

Half A**

I'm in a hurry.
But this is still important.
Crappy ceiling pic.

iPod generation

Wide eyed children ask
Daddy what is an album?
Gotta have music

Monday, April 19, 2010

Bad MC

Bad motorscooter.

Nic, nic, nic, nic; Indians.

Will it ever run?


Along in the yard.
A camera pointed at me.
The Lone Star Flower.


Once upon a time 
Was the world's strongest salesman
now I'm a gamer


No room for softball
We are here to take more share
It's the way we play

Good Selling

Just how did I start?
What exactly do I mean?
Who cares, Good Selling!

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Overtake Rovio

Rovio is wise.
He has discovered our plan.
Fight the uprising!

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Whole enchilada

Old man wanna fly
Went for whole enchilada
Damn my taint is sore

Rovio Hiaku

Good times on the deck.
Kindle and margaritas.
What could be better>

Friday, April 16, 2010


Heat you up or cool you off
Stainless all the way

One Wheeled Thief?

Stop, Security.
Wait, I'm just getting the mail.
Oh, and I live here.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Size Matters (3 pics)

You're bigger than me.
You have a bling plate to boot.
I like my xB.

Company Pier

Never fish from pier
Do as I say, not as I do
I run school for girls


I am a rocker.
I do not believe in rules.
I leave when I want.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Ira (or 401K)

Sucked under the bridge.
For The Inspector's hard dock.
Is that bleach I smell?

swing me

When in the Lone Star
You can't just swing me around
And not hit somethin'


Drive at 5:45
Have a special gift waiting
Just open the door


We can use my yard
Last man to go always wins
Farmer's walk baby!