Magic man

A street magician
Twenty in a lemon trick
The moneymaker

Multicolor

Needle nose picking. 
Plastic and heavy metal. 

My play is awful. 

fruit kaleidoscope

A kiwi border
With patterned middle colors
Fruit kaleidoscope

Instructions

Quality saves cash.
Follow instructions for care.
It's shoe contusion.

Reflexology

Reflexology
Tu na style on this go round
Foot knead the next time

Fixed

Watch from the Eighties.
The hands move with small steppers.
I eat batteries.

Woof!


Friday Celebrate.
Greatest dog is The Jungle.
His name was Baxter!

Time for a haircut

Avatar portrait
The new iPhone must have app
Time for a haircut

Here’s Johnny

Saturday morning.
Cereal and sugar milk.
Cartoon child heroes.

Time to make donuts

Time to make donuts
Twenty seven years running
And a sheep dip please

Golf

I don't play ball golf.
One day I will play disc golf.
Or maybe I won't.

Succulent latte

Succulent latte
Garden coffee in S D
Madi favorite

Thirst


Make your own and save.
Being parched is for the birds.
Carbonization.

The bear claw

After inspection
I will go with the bear claw
Call it posse style

Salary

More lumberjacking.
The job never seems to end.
Job security.

I’m a low rider

I am the bad boy
No orthopedic pillow
Low rider baby!

Hardgainer

If you can do ten.
Then you can do twenty, boy!
That's Jungle logic.

Spring collection

The spring collection
Pacific mollusk medley
Or creepy thumbnails

Zzzzzz

Insomnia cure
Mid day pizza and a beer
Sleep drive the way home

Music

Hey, it's Elon John.
Odd shoes and odd eye glasses
Rock and Roll legend

Two paws on the wheel

Drive by sense of smell
A furry uber service
Two paws on the wheel

Shadow never lies

Pedal in reverse
Aero even when at rest
Shadow never lies

DIY

Discarded vape batt.
Too many volts for this thing.
Slow it down by point seven.

Sink Sammich

Just a hairline crack
With leakage all the way through
Eat a sink sammich

Grid Down

Save the World, they said.
Get ham shack hotline, they said.
Just cycle power.

Italian cookies

Pass the biscotti
Homemade Italian cookies
Perfect for dipping

Lock Down

Security now!
Well I be darn; a free lock.
Key not included.

Hummingbird theatre

Two feeder setup
For sunset squadron battles
Hummingbird theatre

🍀


It's Saint Patrick's Day
Drink green beer until we puke.
Panda dressed to play.

Patisserie

A patisserie
Or called a French bakery
Yes, intolerant

Refurbishment


It's looking worn out.
And a project is needed.
Measure twice; cut once.

Mystery Critter

I tunnel my way
With footprints for you to guess
Mystery critter

#


In ham, best regards.
My typical charge limit.
High Voltage, baby!

The heavy stuff

Outside the office
The overnight dump awaits
Heavy stuff came down

Government Efficiency

Wait in this line first.
Land Barron's go to next line.
Followed by next line.

Winter wonderland

Winter wonderland
Pause to enjoy post shovel
Michters in a glass

Amp

Call me Two Buck Chuck.
Sixteen dB per dollar.
Now what do I do?

Legendary remodel

The basement project
Legendary remodel
Dad just flushed again

Really?

Hey, you don't know me.
I got it and got it bad.
False advertising.

Hyperspace

Goodbye sunny skies
Silverback in hyperspace
Flagstaff office time

Yearly

Home ownership joy.
You can't play this game for free.
Have a cool summer.

Dirty dozen

Must buy organic
Downhill from the pesticides
They pay twice as much

🙏

Congratulations!

I got these special for you. 

Sparing no expense. 

Sheila

My name is Sheila
Your food is ready, plink plink
Delivery bot

The Organization

It started at One.
Growth quickly doubled the size.
Failure is the way.

Neighbor labor

No labor laws here
Employing neighborhood kids
Shoveling sammich

La Machina


Peck the day away.
Turn roaches into breakfast.
Give much, ask little.

Northern offices

It took until March
Spring snow's better than nothing.
Northern offices